to hurt (if you're HURT and almost dying you can't go to work and they fire you so you get a DOLE from the government in order to survive)
PAIN (you became mentally challenged after a painful hit to the head so now you can only make the sound 'doooooo'
nurse (they make you un enfermo)
to examine (duh)
injection (you're going to the land of the yaks (JEC) and you need an INsert of mediCIÓN) only girls get them because they can't take the yaks
crutches (you going to need crutches after that ass of a mule tramples you)
pills ("these are as good as pastries, these pills i'm addicted to, i eat them all the time."
stitches (you got PUNTed in the head and sad A! i need my DAd so he can stich me up)
x-ray (listening to the RADIO while you do GRAFIti so you don't hear the car which runs over you and the nurse goes A, i don't know if you have a broken bone, you need an xray
prescription (jim's dad didn't want to be RECEsaTAted, he just took his prescription and died)
broken (you send RO TO your broken hearted girlfriend)
la sala de emergencia
Lots of gents (GENC) are SALsAing all the DE and they run into each other and must be taken to the emergency room)
old man walking through SANd is GREy and old, so old and grey that the sand grains slice him and make blood.
la silla de ruedas
wheelchair (you RUE DAS time you hurt yourself and wound up in this wheelchair, you dummy.
bandage (you are dying and run the the VENDing mAchine for a bandage but there is none)
cast (you've always wanted a cast so you kick something and your leg breaks so you have to get a cast and you go YES! and the nurse goes O.
to fall (you were sitting there and humming "CAE, CAE" when all of a sudden you fell on your aRSE"
to crash (the song "CHOCAlate comes on the radio and everyone starts singing in their cars and crash)
to hurt (this is the LAST TIMe i'm going to hurt my ARSE!"
Que te paso?
what happened to you (what to you passed)
romperse (you were ROMPing in the tall grass with your brother when you broke yourself)
to twist or to sprain (you're twisting your TORCo so much it sprains.)
to trip over (the cZAR of the TROPEcals tripped over all his gold) (you're TROPing through the snow and all your PEZ goes flying when you trip)
elbow (you must type in the code with your elbow)