Random Adventures (or is it?)
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 Me in the year 3000 | In the year 3000, I would be an old fat lady that is still awesome. I would be living in the middle of nowhere in the air. My family would be all dead, and my friends would live on land. I will only see them once a year because I am too busy sleeping and eating and enjoying my life...as much as I can enjoy it, that is, since all I would ever do is sleep, eat, and read a sentence from a book. The nice thing is, there is floating food, and so I can just eat a random cookie before I go back to my sleep. See how great life is? The only problem is that I'll get too fat, which I did, but then I didn't have to do anything. Here is an example of what my daily normal life would be: Morning: I wake up, brush my teeth, go eat whatever I find floating around me, brush my teeth again, read a sentence: " It was early in April, and the family was due to be back in May." There, I go back to sleep. Noon: I wake up, brush my teeth, go eat whatever I find floating around me, brush my teeth again, read a sentence: " It was early in April, and the family was due to be back in May." There, I go back to sleep. Night: I wake up, brush my teeth, go eat whatever I find floating around me, brush my teeth again, read a sentence: " It was early in April, and the family was due to be back in May." There, I go back to sleep. See how great life is? By the way, did I read that sentence yet? The sentence from the book? I don't remember.... |
| How I met my best friend | My best friend is the old lady across the street. Now, how she became my friend was because she lives across the street, and she is the only person who lives across the street. We wouldn't have started talking, though, if it wasn't for the time when we were both stuck in toilet. (note: these are actually just something random I made up one day and I was bored) So, we both ran out of toilet paper, and we both...pooped I guess. But we didn't know that we both didn't have toilet paper, but we found out after asking each other that. We started laughing, and, having no idea why there wasn't any toilet paper. So we had to leave without...you know. We had a pretty rough day after what happened, but since we can't just go home, we were stuck there. it was that when the old lady across the street started helping me, but the best thing I like about her is that she always bake awesome cookies, which I really love, and in return I gave her chocolate, which she loves. But my favorite type of cookies are chocolate chip cookies. Okay so cookies aren't really the topic, but soon after this we became friends...or as much friend as we can be when one is like sixty and one is just twelve. |
| A great adventure | So this took place in a room of my friend. Since I always wanted to visit a jungle, my friend took me to her jungle, which is actually a room. I was pretty disappointed, but we had one of our greatest adventure ever! Okay, so once we went in the room, we tripped and fell into the horrifying mess. We finally got back up, which was hard and I was glad that at least I managed to be able to do that. Strangely, we tripped again, but this time we got sucked into a........water fountain!!! So, after getting out half dead and almost drowned, we decided we need to leave. This place was just too dangerous. I wonder how my friend can live in this room. I decided to ask her, but she told me that she doesn't go into her room and that her room is just to put her stuff. No wonder it's such a mess. Her room is like the most dangerous I've ever been to, for now anyways. There are probably a lot of other dangerous places, but if you want to go to one and it's your last time, you would want to go to this one. |
| How I became a Werecat | One night I was out hunting with my crossbow when I heard some strange noise. It was nighttime, and the moon was as full as it can be. I turned around and used up all my bolts, which left me with only my gun. I heard another noise behind me, so I fired and used up all of my bullets. It was hard trying to catch this thing whatever it is. I was about to used my knives when out came a squirrel. I sighed. Wasn't the first time, but each time it happened I wished it was the last. Fail. Then, suddenly, I got knocked out. When I woke up, I saw nothing but darkness. I reached for my empty gun and threw it, but I never heard it land. Strange. I looked around and saw nothing, of course. There was no ground, no ceiling, and no walls. I felt more like floating really. Then, out of the darkness I saw a pair of menacing green eyes. I instantly recognized it as the werecat. "Where are we?" I asked, not expecting it to answer. "We're in the pit of nothingness, a place where there is nothing and the only way out is to hit the bottom of the pit of nothingness." The werecat said. I was about to ask another question when we suddenly fell into a place that is so white that I couldn't see anymore. "What's happening?!" I yelled. "we are in the second stage of the pit of nothingness." the werecat said calmly. Then we fell to what's probably the third stage. It was really, really cold and I was frozen. After a while, I felt like I couldn't feel anything anymore when suddenly we fell to a flaming hot place that felt a thousand times worse than being in a burning fire. even so, we were not dead. This place lasted a bit shorter, and we fell into the fifth stage. It had a really weird feeling, but I had a bad feeling that I wasn't going to smell anymore. Maybe that was what the pit of nothingness really is: nothing. Finally, we came to the sixth and hopefully last stage, where I couldn't hear anything. at first the noise was really loud, but then the noise got dimmer and dimmer until I couldn't hear it anymore. That was how I lost my 5 senses. Then I think we fell to the seventh stage, which I think is the bottom of the pit of nothingness, but I wasn't sure, because I couldn't feel anything, but I think that's when the werecat bit me. Suddenly we fell out of the place and I felt myself changing. I was now a werecat and I had my senses back. the werecat turned back into human form, and I realized that he was the old lady across the street's twin!! It was shocking, and I became a werecat, but at least I had my 5 senses back. |
| Birthday Mystery | It was my birthday, and I was excited when I woke up in the morning on June 8, my birthday. So normally people would say happy birthday to me or at least smile at me right? Sadly they all just ignored me. I decided to ask the old lady across the street what happened, but she just told me to ask some one else. So I asked all these people, and after doing a lot of things, each one of them told me a little of what was going on. I was mad and frustrated and soon I found out that they were planning a surprise party. So I went up to my parents and said," You're planning a surprise party for me right?" They were surprised, but nodded. I started laughing. "HA! SURPRISE GONE!!!" Then I laughed some more. But it wasn't because it was funny. It was evil laughter. |
| The Fun house | So the old lady across the street is old and fat. You get that? So one day we went to a park and started digging a whole because we were really bored. Suddenly we hit something. After trying for 10 minutes, we finally found what it is. In the hole were pieces of something that we do not quite know yet. We decided to build it, and thankfully the park is close to the old lady's house. We built it in her backyard, and after another some 10 minutes we finally got all the pieces carried over to her backyard. After an hour of building, we finally created a fun house. It wasn't exactly that big, but it was unique and quite nice looking. So we decided to go in. Inside it was like a huge maze. I had no idea how we built this. It didn't even look like this when we built it! So after a while in the fun house, the old lady remembered that she was baking cookies. We all quickly hurried and tried to leave, but we couldn't find the exit. So since the lady is also fat, and the fun house is kind of weak being buried in the ground for who knows how long, the old lady helped by knocking down walls in the maze. Finally, I somehow found a hammer and I started smashing the walls until we were back out in the sunlight. Sadly the first thing we smelled were burnt cookies, but at least we can smell it right? |
| Lost | So one day I went to the old lady across the street's house because she said she have cookies. Hearing that, I quickly ran across the street and knocked on the door. Nobody answered, so I opened the door myself. It was unlocked, as usual, especially when she knows I'm coming. Strangely I didn't smell any cookies this time, but it doesn't matter. As long as I can eat some I'm fine. The old lady greeted me as I walked into the living room. She was smiling and said," I'm going to get the cookies ready!" Then she laughed. Typical old lady across the street. After a while, she came back out, looking a bit frustrated. "What happened? Where are the cookies?" I asked. The old lady shrugged. "I have no idea." Then she started crying. "Are you sure you don't know where they are?" She nodded. Oh well. I felt like crying myself. So I ran all the way here for nothing? "So I guess the cookies are lost?" She nodded again. After a while of crying, she suddenly looked up. "Ah ha! I remember!" She cried. I looked at her. The old lady suddenly looked all sad. "Yes, I remember now," she said, looking at me sadly," I ate all of them." "WHAT?!!!!" I yelled. I was so angry that I rushed out of her house, ran back to my house, got a few pillows, ran back to her house, and started the biggest pillow fight of my life. |
| Strange thing | One day I heard a story about a monster eating people and everything the person owns. So, it's made up right? After hearing the story, I went up to my room but couldn't find anything in it. In fact, the whole room was bare. I screamed. Then someone came in all scared and hurt. I asked," What happened?" It was my friend, the one who told me the story. "I wanted to scare you by taking all your things away, but then this creepy monster ate all your stuff!" "WHAT?!!!!" I yelled and kicked her out of the window. Ha! She deserved that at the very least. And it is the very least. Suddenly a monster rushed in and ate me.... After a while, I arrived at the thing's stomach. Inside I found all my stuff and other people's stuff too. I was so excited. So I started out exercising with Wii Sports. Then I found someone's Xbox and started playing with it. Suddenly I felt something weird, and I got sucked out with these black, warm, squishy stuff. Then I went out into the sun. I found myself in my backyard. The creature looked at me and teleported across the street, and so it was my best friend's turn. I went back up my room and found all my stuff back there. I got some clothes and quickly decided to take a shower. Just in case. |
| The Wizard with Magic | One day we were walking in the forest. We as in me and the old lady, as usual. We were all alone when we met a wizard. The wizard needed help, so we made a deal, but I had to help him first. After I helped him, he lied and wouldn't do his end of the deal. So, I used my awesome magical powers and did my best magic act: the punch-face act. And it worked. I punched him and he got scared. So, he gave me magical powers. Once I got them I started planning to rule the world without the old lady. Yes I know I'm mean but I'm the one with the powers not her right? |
| The Flying Skittles | I was walking to my room happily one day after feasting on a whole plate cookies. I was halfway across the hallway when I started getting a little scared. It was dark and scary, and the nearest light switch that I know of was right next to me, but it was too high and I didn't know where it is exactly. So I had to continue walking when I heard this strange noise from my room. After experiencing creepy stuff and noises before, this doesn't really sound like something good. I peaked into my room and saw weird round things flying around my room. When I stepped in, more than a dozen of tiny little flying objects attacked me and I found out that they were skittles when one of them flew into my mouth and almost choked me. Because it didn't taste bad, I ate the one that flew into my mouth. I quickly left my room, and, being random, yelled,"What are you doing in my room?!" Strangely, the skittles replied," We want you to eat us more. More than those cookies with chocolate in them." "NEVER!!!" I cried. Then I had an idea. I quickly got a bag of skittles and ran over to the old lady's house and asked her to bake a batch of cookies for me with skittles AND chocolate chip. The result was okay, though it was not how I expected it to turn out to be. But at least when I went back to my room the skittles formed a giant bag of skittles, and the message was obvious: bake more skittles with chocolate chip cookies. |
| The Tale of the Fox Friend and the Rabbit Enemy Part 1 | I was at the old lady's house when I read about the Tale of the Fox Friend and the Rabbit Enemy. A distant relative of the old lady's came and visited her, and she told us that very tale when she found out who I am. Here this is what she said: One day the fox decided to try eating a carrot. So, he went to his rabbit enemy and asked for a carrot.The rabbit enemy told her fox friend that she has no carrots. The fox was so enraged that he ate the rabbit enemy. The rabbit enemy was so mad that she swore that she would hunt down the fox friend in their afterlife and that her children and grandchildren will forever be fox friend's enemy. And that is why the rabbit was called the rabbit enemy. After hearing this tale, all I did was laugh with the old lady. The old lady's relative was not happy, so she started jumping and yelling in anger and crashed into the freshly new baked cookies, burning her bottom. We got so sad that we all started crying, except that our tears were for different purposes and different reasons. Finally, when everything calmed down, the old lady's relative said," You guys shouldn't be friends." We could still hear the anger and frustration in her voice. "You do know that the old lady is the descendant of rabbit enemy and Phyllis," She said, pointing at me," Is the great descendant of fox friend!" There was and awkward moment of silence, then both the old lady and I burst into laughter. To be continued in Part 2 |
| The Tale of the Fox Friend and the Rabbit Enemy Part 2 | The old lady's relative was getting quite angry for some reason that both me and the old lady did not know. She looked very serious and the look made me stop laughing, but the old lady just kept laughing. "Stop laughing!" the old lady's relative shouted, but the old lady didn't stop. Her relative got really mad and started stomping her feet, causing the table to shake. She kept stomping until the plate of cookies on top of the table fell down. The old lady immediately stopped laughing and glared at her. After realizing what happened, I started glaring at her too. Then we tackled her. She deserved it. She both ruined the perfect plate of cookies and broke the old lady's favorite plate. We kept her down until our anger faded. Being angry and sad was just energy consuming, so the old lady made her relative go and find the exact same plate she broke while the old lady started making a new batch of cookies. After a little more than an hour, the old lady's relative came back with a new one, and the cookies were almost ready. We sat at the table and looked at each other for a while until the old lady's relative finally broke the silence. "I just don't get why you guys are friends. You guys are suppose to be enemies!" She said in an old lady voice, a bit like the old lady across the street's voice. "So? I don't care." We both said at the same time. We really didn't care. It was just a tale of a fox and a rabbit and then the fox ate the rabbit. Besides, Rabbit Enemy saying that the two would be enemies forever after the fox ate the rabbit, so how was that possible anyways. "Ha! But I care." She said. I turned around and looked at the cookies instead, ignoring her. "YOU GUYS SHOULD BE FIGHTING, NOT BAKING COOKIES AND PLAYING COOKIE DOUGH!" (cookie dough is a game that will be featured in another story) She yelled. "Fine. We'll be enemies. Now get your pillows if you want to live." me and the old lady said to her relative. I rushed across the street, got some of my pillows, and rushed back in to the old lady's house. As I rushed to the living room where they'll all be, the old lady's relative tripped me and I fell right into the living room and into the war zone. Soon I was being squished and smashed by pillows. "Hey hey hey, not fair. I wasn't ready AND I never knew it was two against one!" I said, barely able to say anything in the middle of basically everything that's happening in the house. Finally they stopped. "How come it's two against me? Can't it me free-for-all, or the old lady and me against you?" I said, pointing to the old lady's relative. "But why? After all, I am part of the old lady's family and should be helping her." the old lady's relative half whined. "That's actually a pretty good idea!" the old lady said," The two of us should be against my relative!" Her relative backed away a little. "Um, why don't we try free-for-all first?" She said weakly, obviously scared of my powers combined with the old lady's. "Okay then, we do free-for-all first, then we do two again one, with me and the old lady paired up with you." I said, smiling. The old lady looked at me and winked. I couldn't really wink, so I smiled instead. "Let's start. FREE-FOR-ALL!!!!" I yelled, signalling the start and charging at them. Then we started whacking each other with pillows. The first person to go down was the old lady. Then I started whacking the old lady's relative. Soon I whacked my way to victory and won. Then it was two against one, but someone didn't really like the plan after all. "That wasn't fair. You made me lose and now you want to team up with me. I should team up with my relative and defeat you!" the old lady said with anger. But I knew I was going to win, so all I said was," Fine, be that way. But I'll win either way and anyways." As soon as I said that, they cheated and started chasing me with the pillows. Pillows and feathers were flying everywhere as they tried, and failed, to throw pillows at me or trip me. I jumped on the old lady and whacked her, but her relative got me and once again I was surrounded by pillows and being whacked with pillows. Soon I couldn't stand it and tried to think of something to stop this. Then I remembered something. "Wait stop!" The old lady ignored me but her relative stopped and told the old lady to stop too. "Well, it's about time you surrendered!" She yelled triumphantly. "Uh, no. I wasn't going to surrender." The two of them glared at me and yelled," Surrender or die!!!" They charged me, but the pause gave me time to stand up and get prepared to run away. Telling them to stop wasn't going to work, so while they were chasing me, I started saying," When you told us about the of the Fox Friend and Rabbit Enemy," I took a deep breath, breathing hard. "You only said that Rabbit Enemy only said that her children and grandchildren will be Fox Friend's enemy, and Fox Friend only!," Then added," Right?" The old lady's relative stopped, and stopped the old lady from charging at me. After taking a deep breath, the old lady's relative said," That's a good point. We shouldn't fight." Then they started laughing. It was the right moment for me to strike. With a whack to the left, and a whack to the right, they were both down, and victory was mines. The king of pillow fights. Or queen anyways. End of The Tale of Fox Friend and Rabbit Enemy That basically means: The End in a longer way. |
| Ronald McDonald Nightmare | Note to all: I really had this dream once when I was little like for a whole week in a row. It's just kinda scary and funny now So, one night, I was sleeping, of course. I was at this restaurant, and this is how it started. So I was running around this place with the Ronald McDonald guy from McDonald's with this weird dog and this creepy purple thing chasing me. I ran around the whole place. The place is mostly yellow. Yellow walls, yellow table cloth. Well, more like gold but yeah. So they were chasing me and wanting to kill me. Although it's not like that scary, the dream gave me the super frightened feeling like how I almost get tagged and I jumped down the tall place at the last second(which has happened before on the playground). So then finally I found the table my whole family was sitting at. I asked them to help me but they told me to be quiet while they just sit there and eat and talk. I really wanted my grandma to help me (I really liked my grandma at that time), but she wouldn't help so I got sad and started crying a bit (hey, I was only like 4 or 5). Then I started running again. There was only one time that actually continued cause most of the other ones stopped once the McDonald guy tried to stab me with this creepy knife. The actual ending was that I ran into this dark black closet and the McDonald guy got me. The following part is made up The McDonald guy got me and killed me. Then I woke up, finding myself at the old lady's house. "Why am I here?" I asked, then I saw that it was full daylight out there. The old lady came into the room and started laughing. "You were looking at the plate of cookies but then you fell asleep." Then she laughed some more. "What? I fell asleep looking at a plate of cookies? How is that possible?" She shrugged. "I don't know, but you did." Then she walked away laughing. I got angry. I got a pillow from her house and whacked her. She fell down and I stole her cookies and went back to my house. Sadly my sister was there when I went back and she ate all my cookies before I had a chance to eat some. So I did the punch face act on her. Quite sad, but that was for my cookies. |
| The Fire that never started | One day, I found the old lady across the street playing with fire. Ever since I was a baby my parents have told me not to play with fire, and so did my preschool teacher. And my kindergarten teachers and so on. Playing with fire is sometimes fun, but it is still dangerous. For some reasons. I still don't get why fire have to be so dangerous. Something so fun and useful is so dangerous. It's sad but true, really. So anyways, I saw the old lady playing with fire, so I yelled," What are you doing?!!!!!" She looked at me. "Playing with fire, duh. It's really fun!" "I know I know but you can burn your house down!!!" "Oh the house is not mines, it's my mom's!!" "Didn't she die already?" "Yeah like 20 years ago, but so what. It was still her who bought it." I frowned. "Shouldn't it be yours now?" "Nope." She replied, then started playing with it again, waving it around. So it was weird, but then I decided to go and play with the old lady. It was fun. And no accidents happened. Ha, guess it wasn't that dangerous. After a while, we started doing all these things to the fire, like blowing it a little, putting my fire next to the lady's. Then, we decided to try something. We put it at the Fire Launcher 2012 and we launched it to wherever it went. So, it was like as it that fire never appeared. |
| The Fire Launcher | So, as you've probably read a little about the Fire Launcher 2012, or FL2012 for short. But then it'd look like Florida 2012, so it'll be only me and the old lady. It'd be a big annoying if we kept saying fire launcher fire launcher. FL is much faster and easier. This was one of our biggest projects, probably the biggest. The biggest one used to be the fun house that we had to wreck it to get out. So the FL2012 is suppose to launch fire. It launches the fire and the fire will randomly go to wherever it wants to be. It'll be kind of dangerous for everybody, but we probably won't use it anyways. It was just for fun. Me and the old lady first started doing the design, since we've already worked on how it's going to work: it will launch fire. But after about a hundred different designs, we still couldn't figure out which one will be the best one. Then, on our hundredth design, we finally knew what design will be the best. It will look like those catapults you see like, Medieval movies, except that we'll put Fire Launcher 2012 one the sides and make it look cooler by putting some designs on it. We will also have to make it fire proof, because then what's the point on launching something with something that just gets burned by what it's suppose to launch right? So after we got the design down, now I'll just have to set it right. The old lady will do most of the building since she's better at that than me. I'll be figuring how we'll use it. Every since I did my most magical punch face act without any magic needed on the wizard, he gave me these magical powers. Over the past few weeks I've also been studying about these magic. Now I've learned how to use it and control it. The few things that you can't do with magic, though, is like super hero abilities. So it can't do super hero things like what Superman, Spider-man, Green Lantern, etc. can do, or most of those anyways. You can only do simple things are that cool but not that cool, like stealing cookies without anyone knowing and you get to eat it all by yourself without needing to spend money for it. For FL2012, I will need to set the catapult to do what I need it to do. So, for example, I set it on this spell, then whenever someone says this to the FL it will activate it and launch fire. In magic, there are two types: the spell kind and the controlling kind. When you do the spell kind, you'll have to say this phrase of words in order to perform it. For controlling, it's like you imagine it happening and it happens. Of course, both of these types has it's own limits in things. Recently I've been working on a new type of magic. If I succeed, I will be the most powerful wizard, magician, and sorcerer of the whole world. After studying about them for a whole month, I found out that there was a difference between them, but I still don't quite know what the difference is. This type of magic will be able to do anything, with no limits, except that it was be hard for people to learn at first. Once you've learned it, it will be very easy to use. That's the point. I want to make it really really hard to learn, but very very easy to use. It will be awesome. But while the old lady was working on building FL2012, I was working on this new type of magic. If I succeed during this time period, I won't need to make up a spell to use the FL. So I was working hard on it, testing it, using different spells and controlling. I don't know why they call it controlling, it's not like controlling anything but controlling things. It just doesn't feel like controlling. For a week we've been working on the FL2012. And for in that week, I finished and successfully made this new type of magic. Now I was probably the most powerful person on earth in the magic way. The old lady finished building the FL, and I successfully put my new kind of magic and programmed it (sort of) with the way I want it to be. With my new kind of magic, now only I can control it and I can set it on random location on a location I want to fire to land in. Project FL2012 was successful, and so is Project Powerful New Magic. I know I know it's a stupid name but I decided that I should give it a name. |
| "Sir?" | Today was my first, and only, day of this special cookie training. After being 3 hours in the old lady's car, she doing the driving, we have arrived. The first thing we did was sign in. It was very important, as I have heard people say, because if you didn't, then they'll kick you out, literally. After about 10 minutes, a man came in. Have I told you what this training is for? It is actually training you how to get cookies as fast as possible and also play like a pro in cookie dough. Of course, not many people know what cookie dough is. Sucks for them, since they're missing out such a great game of cookie dough. But I immediately hated the man once I saw him. He looked around with a disappointed look. "Only one boy?!" he spatted. It was true. There was only a tiny boy about 3 years old. " Cookie dough isn't for little kids like you!" He yelled at the boy. The boy started crying. "ANSWER ME!!!!" he yelled. The boy was so frightened that he stopped crying and stood up. Then he didn't move. Then, finally, he said quietly," Sh-Should I leave then?" "SIR!!!" The boy tried again. "Should I leave then, sir?" "Louder!!!!" "Should I leave then, sir?" He said, a little louder, but it was obvious that it still displeased him. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" The boy started crying again. Then another person about my age stood up. "But he's just a boy," she said. The man looked at her. "uh, sir." She quickly added. He grunted. "Fine, boy, I'll let you go this time. But you will have to pass the test right now in front of everyone." The boy was still crying, so he probably couldn't hear him. "Now go get me 100 cookies in 10 minutes." Then he threw the poor boy out the window. Hard. We were all shocked. The man smiled. "Shall we continue?" Another person raised her hand. The man looked at her. "Yes?" "Sir, what will happen to him?" "Ah, don't worry, nothing will happen to him." "Why shouldn't I worry? He's my son!!" The man's smile faded. 10 minutes later "Where are my cookies!!!" the man started yelling, all frustrated and stuff. Meanwhile... From the Fire Launcher Satellite, In the middle of the Pacific Little boy yelling, "Help me, please someone help me!!!" Back at the training center "Hey, do you think we can see what happened to the boy with our satellite?" I asked the old lady. Then she smiled at me. "Oh yeah, we can find out with the satellite we launched with our Fire Launcher." We decided that we should also have a satellite to know if the fire indeed went where we wanted to, or to know where did it go if we set it on random. So we both quickly jumped out the window and I made parachutes for both of us and we landed to safety. Back in the training center "Sir?" some one asked. "Yes?" "What will happen to them." "Well, of course, DIE!!! It's a freaking 10 story building and we're at the top of it. What do you think?" The person sat back down. Then another person asked," Sir?" "CLASS DISMISSED!!" |
| Before you continue... | Please read this short paragraph to give you an idea of what will happen in the next adventure: A good setting for a horror story will be like a person finds a haunted mansion. On the outside it will look like a beautiful mansion, but once you enter there will be no way out. Then there will be a evil Mwahahaha voice. When you look around, it will look like a nice and bright house, but the more you look at one thing, the more scared you will feel. It will have no time there. You will find no clock, and if you were wearing a watch, you will find that, if it's a digital one it will be blank, and if it was teh other kind, the hands will disappear. You will find yourself facing two doors, one to the room of death, one to the room of life. You will never know which door to go to because the are always shuffling, but even if it doesn't shuffle, you still won't know, because no one have ever survived and made it out to tell anyone... |
| The House Part 1 | I was walking to my friend's house that day when I saw the most beautiful mansion ever. Since the old lady went on vacation to Florida, I was left behind in California. I've only been to my friend's house once, and I wasn't really sure which way I was suppose to head to. I probably took a wrong turn, since I was walking in a totally different neighborhood than I remember my friend's house was in. But I wasn't sure. Maybe this was the right way, and I just didn't know. So I was walking until I came to a dead end, and right in front of me was the most wonderful mansion ever. I couldn't help it. I just had to knock on the door. I just had to go in and explore it. The feeling was so overwhelming, I literally ran to the door. I didn't even knock. I just opened the door and when in. It was only when I was in and staring at the chandelier hanging there when I realized that the door wasn't locked. Why wouldn't the owner of this mansion lock the door and let all these people be able to get in? Then there was a evil," Mwahahaha!" which frightened me to death, even though I'm still alive. For now. I found myself facing two doors. There were no windows. I decided to leave, but when I turned around I found out that the door disappeared. I guess I will have to try one of those doors. I chose the one on the right. I opened and screamed. Inside was a room full of dead stuff like zombies and ghosts and mummies, etc., reminding me of Halloween which was a month away. I quickly slammed the door shut and opened the other one. Strangely, it was the same room. This time, I closed the door but opened it quickly just before it completely closed. There was a moment of warmth and I ran inside. There was fake grass, fake trees, and fake animals, but then I saw that there was also a few people. They looked happy and was eating all sort of things. "Hello?" I tried saying, but barely anything came out, so they probably thought I said hell or something instead. "Hell? What do you mean hell? This is heaven! The life! Man, if you missed a bit of your old life, you must have a great life back there." The person said, chuckling. The others started laughing. "Where am I?" The person on the right said," Somewhere." "What?! But this is nowhere!" I shrieked. "Hey kid, there is no such thing as nowhere. There's gotta be somewhere." I snorted. "Yeah, somewhere. What's it called? Nowhere?" The people looked at each other, frowning. "Well, I don't know..." One of them said with a confused voice,"Maybe it is nowhere...." I snorted again. "Told ya. Either way, how did you guys get here?" A tall guy stood up and said," Well, how I got here was really no mystery. I just went to the mansion, opened a door, and got in. My brother went through the other one, and well...I never saw him again." He sounded a bit sad. Another person stood up with him. "Same with me. Except for the brother part. I don't have a brother. I don't have any siblings." "Same here." All of them said at once. "Then how do we get out?" I asked. The tall guy took a step forward. "I don't know how you leave. From what I know, there is no way out. We've all tried before. So we just do what we do and eat what we find and try to live this life. It's for the better of everyone." "But..." I started, but I couldn't say anything. I can't stay here forever. I still need to get to my friend's house. And how can the old lady do without me?! To be continued... |
| The House Part 2 | Three days have past, and life there was actually pretty good. I mean, a place where you get unlimited cookies that taste so much better than the old lady's cookies (and her's were already amazing), so I guess I'd be okay for now. The people there have showed me around the place a bit. They never told me their names, but I guess it will be better if I didn't ask. Everyday we had picnics with an unlimited supply of food. You get whatever you want. Life was great there. It was a lot better than me in the year 3000. I mean, you still get unlimited food AND you stay not fat and do a lot more things. Of course, being me, I made no friends there, but they were all friendly to me and once in a while we'd talk to each other. The good thing about having no friends is that I didn't have to share my food. So I'd sit on wherever I want and eat whatever I want. The cool thing is, you can go wherever you want, like one time how I was picnicking at the Grand Canyon, and the other time how I tried going to Mt. Everest but almost died, but I only had the clothes I was wearing so you can't blame me. But usually we were at the room, which they call the Living room, since it's the main place in the room of the Living. According to the other people, the other room was full of dead stuff like zombies and other things like Halloween stuff besides candy. They said that in that room, there were levels. You start off as a dead person, then you get to be other things. Either way, it's just what they say. What's really there is still a mystery. Days went by, and although I was having fun like free admission to Disneyland without the lines, which was cool, I still wanted to go to my friend's house. The old lady was probably back by now, but still, the sooner I get out of this place, the better. After being there for so long, I realized that I had never actually thought about leaving. Even though you can basically go wherever you want, the only people there will still be the ones who past the door. It was one day when I was exploring the Living room ( which I haven't detailedly went through), when I found out one of the biggest secrets about the Room.... To Be Continued... |
| The House Part 3 (Also known as the worst ending ever) | So anyways, one day, I was walking around when I found a door in the middle of nowhere. I decided to see where the door leads to, so I opened it. When I opened it, there was nothing. It wasn't like black or white or anything, just nothing. It was nothing. But I still decided to go through it. So I went through it.... ....and found myself right back at my house. I was sad. That means that I will have to start all over again going to my friend's house. (And that's all for...THE HOUSE!!!!) |
| The Haters | Before you read this, just so you know, this is kind of like a random. So anyways, one day a group of Justin Bieber haters came marching into the old lady's house. "What's happening?" the old lady cried. Did I tell you the old lady actually likes Justin Bieber? The group of haters just knocked down the door and the old lady almost started crying. The group of haters were holding signs saying WE HATE BIEBER and basically other things that have to do with that. The old lady yelled, "JUSTIN BIEBER IS AWESOME, SO DON'T SAY THAT!" Of course, the group of haters didn't care, and I was too obsessed with the cookies to even care about what was happening. The group of people were about to trample the old lady because they didn't even know where she was anymore. I was about to leave and say, "Bye!" when I realized that if the old lady died, then I won't ever have those awesome cookies. I know the reason for saving the old lady was a bit selfish, but hey, it'll be a win win lose situation. So I rushed in front of all them, which, hopefully, will work, and yelled, "STOP!" and at the same time added a little of my magic to it. They all stopped and looked at me. "What do you want?" I asked them. "We want to make sure a Bieber fan knows how much us haters hate him." I couldn't stop laughing. It's not like I hate Justin Bieber, I just don't really like him. Plus I really didn't care. Now this bunch of haters just come up to the old lady, fan of JB, just to let her know how much they hate him. "What are you going to do?" "Keep saying never because of Justin's song Never Say Never." And that was when I decided that they were the stupidest people ever alive. "Can you please leave now?" I asked them, and I realized that I was actually having manners and said please. "NEVER!!" They all yelled. Whoa. They actually meant it. "LEAVE NOW! THE COOKIES ARE MINES!" "NEVER!!! Wait, what?" Then I decided to just be weird. "How many things do you know about Bieber?" "Um, that he has a few acoustic which is just plain stupid because they're just the same songs but acoustic version." "Yeah...what else?" "He's ugly." "NO HE'S NOT!" The old lady yelled. I turned back to her and whispered,"Don't say anything!" "Fine," she hissed back. "Anything else?" "He sometimes waste good songs." So, I had to agree with that one. But right now I'm suppose to help the old lady. "That's all?" "HE STINKS!" they all yelled. "You've smelled him before?" I asked them. "Well, no." "Go do your homework." I told them. "NEVER!" That was kind of weird. Most of them were like kids older than me, and some of them were adults. I could tell they actually meant it. But then again, if I had a choice I probably wouldn't do homework anyways. Then I realized that it was in the middle of summer. Whoops. "Go eat lunch." "That's a good ide-" but then they remembered what they were doing right now and stopped and yelled, "NEVER!" "How sad." "NEVER!" Wow. That didn't make sense at all. And they realized that too and some of them just shrugged. "CAN YOU JUST FREAKIN' LEAVE MY COOKIES ALONE?!" I yelled. "NEVER!" And that was when I really lost it. "FINE. JUSTIN BIEBER IS LIKE, UGLY AND STUPID. There." They shook their heads. "We don't want you to say it. We want the old lady to say it." "She has a name, you know." I said. "Well I know that. But, what is it?" One of them said. I thought for a moment, then realized that I didn't know. Oh well. "Uh...." I really didn't know. I turned back to the old lady. "We've got a problem. I don't know your name, and these haters won't leave." And the old lady actually was being smarter than me for the first time. Well, I think she is. "Bring on the launcher!" She said a little too loudly. "What launcher?!" They yelled. I ignored and just summoned my Fire Launcher 2012. "What the heck is that thing?!" They yelled again. They are starting to ask too many questions. I set in what I wanted to it to do, and a second later everything was back to normal. "That worked pretty well," I said, smiling to myself. "Yep that sure did." The old lady said with a smile. Then I walked back to my house with all the cookies. And once again the Fire Launcher has helped me. |
| Fire Launcher 2012 | One day I am going to cry over this. The reason? Well, you'll have to read the story to know why. So anyways, my Fire Launcher have served me really well over the past few months. I will never forget about it. How this all happened was totally messed up. Just plain messed up. So anyway, the old lady one day was just asking me random questions, like: "What smells the best during dinner?" The answer, of course, was food. Who wouldn't know that? When she got to the fiftieth one, I could not stand it anymore. "Please, can you stop asking me these questions?" "Sorry, no. Mwahahaha you'll have to answer them if you want to eat cookies." I gave up. "Fine." And so I left. The old lady was pretty shocked, and I got a feeling that she was a bit angry at me. What she will never know, though, is why I left without the cookies. The thing is, I actually left my Fire Launcher there ready to launch some cookies to me. The other thing is, I didn't know that the old lady would actually be mad enough to destroy it. So at first it was delivering the cookies alright, but then suddenly it wouldn't work. I kept trying, but it won't respond. I got worried about it and quickly ran over to the old lady's house. When I got there, all I saw was the old lady smashing my Fire Launcher. OUR Fire Launcher 2012. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!??" I yelled at her as loud as I can. She turned around, her face all red. "You were mean to me first!" "My Fire launcher..." I said as I fell to my knees. "Ha. You deserved it." The old lady said like nothing happened at all. Like she didn't even care if she destroyed our fire launcher. And I got really mad. So I destroyed her house, and ran back to my house. And that was how I lost my Fire Launcher 2012. |
| Jasminay of Ux | It was time I got a new friend. Besides, hangout out with an old lady wasn't exactly that good for me anyway. This is the story of how I met my new friend Jasminay of Ux. It happened a week after the old lady who's name I don't even know destroyed our FL2012. Because the old lady hates me now, I can't just go to her new house and ask for cookies. Now, right next to my house lived a person. I never actually talked to her. So, I got bored and I decided to go over and say hi. After waiting there at the door for like thirty seconds, I gave up and went back to my house. If she was going to open the door for me, then she should've done that twenty seconds before. I didn't have all day to wait for her to open the door for me, and she just made me wait thirty seconds OF MY LIFE. Okay so it really wasn't important those thirty seconds. The next morning, I decided that I missed the cookies too much. So, I decided to try making my own. It was...AWESOME. It tasted like a hundred times better than the old ladies. I got so happy I ate another one and ran out onto the street and started jumping around yelling, "AWESOME COOKIES!!!!" I had no idea why I did that, but it was probably because I ate three cookies before yelling and was eating my fourth. Well, apparently, my neighbor Jasminay of Ux heard that and love cookies too. She ran out and started asking me," DO YOU HAVE COOKIES DO YOU HAVE COOKIES FOR ME TOO?!" I mean, who did she think she was? "NOO! They're mine, do you think I will give you any?" So Jasminay of Ux walked away back to her house sadly. Not that I cared much. |
| Jumping of a Cliff | This is the story of my epic trip to a cliff. I don't know how I got the idea to jump of a cliff, but somehow that was what I decided to do over Spring Break. The problem was, I don't know where is a good cliff I can jump off of. Because I don't have the old lady to help me, and I have no other friend, I guess I was on my own on finding a good cliff. I tried asking my other neighbors, but they all just told me that I will die. That's not really fair. But if I really was going to die, then at least I'll die jumping off a good cliff. I bet that I will never be brave enough to jump of a cliff and die. It took me a while. Google is pretty helpful sometimes, I guess. But not this time. Before I scrolled down, basically the results were: How to drive off a cliff, Fiscal Cliff 2013: 5 reasons we should go over the edge, and other stuff. Nothing that can help me that much. I guess typing 'finding a good cliff to jump off of' doesn't work that much. By the time I decided to give up because I don't want to die anyway, Spring Break was over. And I wasn't disappointed one bit. |
| The Great and Mighty Fire Launcher X | I really, truly loved my Fire Launcher 2012, but that was almost a month ago now. The old lady is on her own, and I need someone to help me. The thing is, there IS not one to help. So, I'm on my own. Lately I've started contacting and helping, the 'other world.' They found me pretty helpful, and decided to pay me for the things I do for them. One of the hunters even wanted to keep me as apprentice, but I was okay with the life I have here. So, I decided to occasionally go and help them defeat the monsters. My only weapon is my Fire Launcher, but it was gone because of that old woman. I've been working on my new Fire Launcher now. It will be called, the Fire Launcher X. FLX. I think the name is a lot better than FL2012. I've also improved it a little. Make it look cooler and it is now made out of steel and metal and other stuff to make is stronger. I also put a spell on it to make it undentable and unsmashable. You never know what kind of monsters you have to face. It also cannot be burn down by acid or anything of that sort. You see, when you have these special powers, you get to do all sorts of cool stuff. Even if you got these power by using the Punch Face Act on a random wizard. The FLX is blue with a bunch of flame patterns on the side. It still look like a catapult, but only in a lot cooler and better way. The FLX is basically the improved version of the FL2012. And after a whole month, I was done with it. |
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