How to freeze ice
put it in a freezer
what is the color of the sun?
how many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
why did the chicken cross the road?
to kill the boy on the other side
how many fingers am i holding up?
trick question, i am a computer!!!
why did the man die?
because he was old
why are you reading this?
because you like bad but funny jokes
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