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How many times can a 13 year old play this game?

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Does the government provide for the devices to play Flappy Bird on?

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Is there a minimum number of years that a tweenager is allotted before they play Flappy Bird?

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What is the average teenager mortality rate?

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How many tweenagers no longer value the quality of life?

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What percentage of teenagers have never experienced the pain of multiple failures at one time?

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What time of day will a 13-year old be required to play Flappy Bird?

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Are children allowed to play Flappy Bird before their 13th birthday?

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Who will execute?

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Where will the money come from to pay for these special officials?

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Can you prepare for the game before your 13th birthday?

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Will there be a "Flappy Bird" event every day or only on certain days throughout the week?

PRO

Survival of the fittest -- we're weeding out the weaklings who can't play a game of Flappy Bird. (Elaborate upon this statement)

PRO

Flappy bird teaches children to comprehend the meaninglessness of life.
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PRO

The world already has over 7 billion people, there is no need for more mouths to feed. (Elaborate upon this statement)

PRO

Children who can beat the Flappy Bird game will obviously be better at contributing to society. (Elaborate upon this statement)

PRO

This will help our economy in that people will be encouraged to attend paid "Flappy Prep" sessions. Ex: Barron's Flappy Prep - Everything You Need to Know to Live Past 50 & Flappy Bird for Dummies (Elaborate upon this statement)

CON

Killing innocent children is unconstitutional. (Elaborate upon this statement)

CON

It has been scientifically been proven that 100% of Flappy Birds eventually die. Killing off Flappy Birds one by one will soon lead to a endangered virtual species. (Elaborate upon this statement)

CON

Everyone has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of flappiness, and this bill will take away those unalienable rights from the people. (Elaborate upon this statement)

CON

Basing one's lifespan on the winning or losing of a video game, is simply inhumane. (Elaborate upon this statement)

CON

Thirteen years is not enough time to be prepared for a life and death situation such as the playing of Flappy Bird. (Elaborate upon this statement)

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