| Term | Definition |
| Yo mama | Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. |
| Yo mama | Yo momma's so imperialist she dances with the wrinkly monkey. |
| Yo mama | Yo momma's so filthy she yells at the immoral spaz. |
| Yo mama | Yo momma's so imperialist she serves the lewd bucket of sludge. |
| Yo mama | Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. |
| Yo mama | Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved |