funny animal jokes
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Created by:
aa3107 on October 14, 2008
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funny
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Yo Momma Jokes, FinallySummer, random group
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Terms | Definitions |
|---|---|
 a hot dog | what do u call a dog in the sun |
| it's meow-sic to their ears | why don't cats complain to other cats when they sing |
| with southern horsepitality | how does a kentucky horse greet another horse |
| a scratch pad | what is another name for a cats home |
| mousewash | what is an important aid in good grooming for a pet mice |
| a shampoodle | what dog loves bubble baths |
| a boxer, of course | what dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title |
| any bloodhound | what kind of dog does count dracula prefer |
| a sourpuss | what kind of cat likes to eat lemons |
| a gigglepuss | what do u get when u cross a cat with a hyena |
| a first-aid-kit | what do u call a cat who's joined the red cross |
| pooched eggs and barcon | what do dogs like for breakfast |
| croakers and milk | what do u feed frogs |
| petatoes | what vegetable is best for ur favorite animal |
| carpets | what pet is all ways lying around the house |
| santa claws | who is a famouse cat at christmas |
| feather's day | what is the holiday birds observe the most |
| a perch | what kind of fish can u find in a birdcage |
| a watch dog | what kind of dogs are full of ticks |
| cat-cher | what is a felines best position |
| i'm fur-ious | what do angry cats say |
| the spidermonkey | who is the superhero of the jungle |
| sirius, the dog star | which heavenly body did the space cat seriously try to avoid |
| bark | what dogs have in common with trees |
| when it's a waggin' | when is a dogs tail not a dogs tail |
| ask it what 1-1 is and see if it says nothing | how can u tell if a cat can count |
| cat-illacs | what are cats favorite cars |
| in a barking lot | where do dogs like to keep their cars |
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