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Yo momma

Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean

Yo momma

Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Yo momma

Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, 'My kids locked me out.'

JOKE!!! OF THE DAY!

Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar? , -
She heard drinks were on the house

Yo momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said, 'Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!'

Yo momma

Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked, 'Where?'

Yo momma

Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

Married men live longer than single men, -
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

There are two times when a man is confused about a woman-
before a man is married and after a man is married.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.

how does a blond person hich hike?

at a reced car

Yo momma

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....

Yo momma

Yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo momma

Yo momma's is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales started to sing, 'We Are Family.'

Joke of the Day!!!

Whats the difference between a teabag and england? -
The teabag can stay in the cup for longer.

Yo momma

Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what was she doing and she said she was movin'.

Yo momma

Yo mamma so fat, when she got on a weight scale, it said to be continued.

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