Jokes and Puns

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Forget how to throw a boomerang?

Don't worry, it'll come back to you

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger,

Then it hit me

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?

He's all right now

I was going to look for my missing watch,

But I couldn't find the time

I used to have a fear of the hurdles,

but I got over it

He drove his car into a tree

And found out how a Mercedes bends

Looking for an ark to keep two of every animal?

I noah guy

A new type of broom came out.

Its sweeping the nation

I was arrested when my therapist told me to

take something for my kleptomania

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