Forget how to throw a boomerang?
Don't worry, it'll come back to you
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger,
Then it hit me
Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?
He's all right now
I was going to look for my missing watch,
But I couldn't find the time
I used to have a fear of the hurdles,
but I got over it
He drove his car into a tree
And found out how a Mercedes bends
Looking for an ark to keep two of every animal?
I noah guy
A new type of broom came out.
Its sweeping the nation
I was arrested when my therapist told me to
take something for my kleptomania
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