You are a clown.
I eated your mother.
I don't bathe.
Guess what I use my tub for instead?
Shoving lobster rolls into...
Sniffing Expo markers
Making chains out of paper clips
Wearing turbans into airports
leedle leedle leedle leed-
dle lee- dle lee
All work and no play makes Jack...
...a dull boy.
in sloooooowwwww motion!
Has a fly ever landed on your monitor...
...and you try to scare it away with the cursor?
watching bad remakes of good movies
Timon and Pumbah
Eavesdropping on teachers
Candy corn is healthy.
paper snow flakes
You can udnretsnad waht I'm syanig
Knid of cool, ins't it? I cuold go on all day lkie tihs and you wuold sitll udnretsnad me, eevn thuogh I msipslleed amlsot eevry wrod. So laenring to sepll is a wsate of tmie!
Read this aloud:
Paris in the
is absolutely beautiful
though others may
they are blind
Go back to the flip side of the last card and read the top 2 lines carefully.
l'll bet you didn't notice that the first time through.
Here are 12 facts I know about you:
1. You are reading this right now.
2. Now you're thinking that was a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice that I skipped number three.
5. You just looked at the numbers to check the last fact.
6. You're smiling.
7.You're still reading this right now.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that I skipped number nine.
11. You went back to check the numbers.
12. You didn't realise there are only 12 facts.