I will call him squishy and he will be mine. He will be my squishy. Come here squishy!
There's a snake in my boot
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...
Pretend it's a seed, ok
I work alone
The Emperor's New Groove
Why do we even have that lever?
And in the morning, I'm making waffles
A hero is only as good as his weapons
My parents can't be spys. They're not cool enough
You're the man! well, sort of
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