| Term | Definition |
| me | Who started Blarg |
| you | Who is trying to be in blarg |
| arbiter | Who is the god of blarg |
| Blarg | What is greater than god |
| Blarg | What is eviler than the devil |
| Blarg | What do poor people have |
| Blarg | What do rich people need |
| Blarg | If you eat it you will die, what is it? |
| Chief | Who is blarg's greatest enemy? |
| Blarg | You're being watched by...... |
| Ghost | what does blarg drive to work? |
| Truth | Who ate blarg's armour? |
| superman | What does blarg eat for breakfast? |
| beam sword | What is blarg's favourite weapon? |
| arbiter | What is blarg's secret identity? |
| Chief | Who killed superman |
| Puma | What is blarg's least favourite car? |
| Blarg Mobile | What does the arbiter kill chief with? |
| Blarg | Who can take your trash out? |
| Cortana | Who is blarg's secretary? |