| Term | Definition |
|---|
| edward cullen | the most stupidest retard on the face of the earth |
| how hes violent | he sucks blood ( i dont care wat the book says ok hes a stupid vampire) |
| his face | big FAT throwup blob of ugliness |
| how much he weighs | more than yo MAMA!! burn dis oh |
| why he might get a date | because every girl who read the book say they love him |
| what he faces | heart disease bad cholestrol physical problems |
| a book | is a book |
| and the book | is fiction meaning not real |
| which means | hes not fast strong or CUTE!!!!) |
| sumarry | edward the stupid retard should never be seen again because some gangster will assassin him |
| or | chuck norris will use a round house kick |
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