1.Speak in improper English like ain't, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2.Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3.When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4.If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5.When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two '
6.Randomly raise your hand and say "The answer is three "
7.Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest' in the class and demand to be moved up.
8.During a test, tell the teachers `the voices' are making you cheat
9.Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10.Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
11.Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate's hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I'll never tell' and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did'
Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
Meow and bark occasionally.
Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say "Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds
Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading
Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher `I swear to drunk I'm not God '
Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say "Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison." (even if you aren't late)
Meow to answer a question
Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody' take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.
Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don't have any gum, and put it back in your mouth.
Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem' for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.
Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force
Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you're a volcano.
Tell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow.
Tell your teacher that you're going to be sick tomorrow.
In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.
Write `Gullible' on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(floor ceiling or chalkboard). If they don't believe you point, then say `Made you look '
Randomly laugh hysterically
Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL
Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm
Write `objects in mirror are dumber than they appear' on a small mirror. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror.
Do the above, except on the bathroom mirrors.
Wear tissues on your head
47. doodle a stick figure dude and talk to it..
48. while taking the test.. tell the teacher you think your stick figure is cheating off of you
49. start screaming saying I HATE AIR!
50. stare at someone and time them how long will it take for them to notice your stare.
51. start talking and talking nonstop.. not even to breathe or answer someones question just keep talking about whatever..
52. smile at your enemy.. frown at your best friend
53. sit close to a person (same sex) and when people notice or that person notice shout out "EW GET AWAY YOU INSANE BI!"
54. stand infront of a person (same sex) and then shout out "NO I WILL NOT GO WITH YOU"
55. ask random people "you want a condom? i dont need it anymore"
56. raise your hand and tell the teacher "im sorry i dont speak english..can i leave now?"
57. if the teacher ask you to read.. make it sound like you're in ESOL (cant speak good english)
58. ask boys how long it is.. if they dont get it.. just say "yours 2 isnt it?" then leave.. if they answer say yours is 123456789 inches longer.. (even if your a girl .. LOL thats the best part..)
59. start an evil LAUGH! and stare at your crushh O_O