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Uhhhhhh........

Its not "tooth hurty" your an idiot. Your appoiontment is for 4:15, pick up your brother after thanks. -MOM

What time is it when its time to go to the dentist?

2. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the ladder.

How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?

An ambulance. Due to the fact that he has a serious head wound.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

One is used for the sport of bowling, and the other is just a very tragic and saddening sight to see.

What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

Because octopi are very anti-social creatures by nature. And because its an octopus.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends?

Becuase he couldnt afford haircuts so he purposely contracted cancer.

Why does the man go bald?

You have to exist to like garlic.

Why didn't the vampire like garlic?

Because the pilot was just a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash?

Before 1928, neither of them could vote. The bucket still can't.

What do a woman and a bucket have in common?

A refrigerator.

What's big and white and kills you if it falls from a tree?

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