So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed, it will not go through both slits. If it's unobserved, it will. However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it won't have gone through both slits.
genetic fraud sperm
we are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high iq offspring.
Who hostesses at fuddruckers.
I do yearn for faster downloads.
who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integaral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.
My father broke his clavicle.
that was a result of my work with lasers.
Evidently. Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?
But in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
curry laxative colon
curry is a natural laxative, and I don't have to tell you that you know, a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.
luncheon invitation bowel bowl
I'm no expert, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
Today we tried masturbating for money.
quantum mechanics doodling edges
it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
This is really impressive.
holy smokes derivative restatement scribbled
If by "holy smokes", you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.
Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit, broken-hearted"?
At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.
In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration.
Tn the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there.
discouraging parallax distortion
That is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion.
that has negative social implications
participate delusion arbitrarily constellation personality
It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily denfined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
I'm a vegetarian, expect for fish. And the occasional steak.
L can't process corn. you're lactose-intolerant.
You want to know the most pathetic part?
Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts I still love him. It's a paradox.
Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light. If you look at huygens, light is a wave, as confrimed by the double-slit experiments. But then along comes albert einstein and discovers that light behaves like particles, too.
I'm all gross from moving. Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?
My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?
Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.
The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.
But not of the same species.
I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.
That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop, that I wouldn't participate. However briefly.
Do you think this possibilility will be helped or hindered when she discovers your luke skyealker no-more-tears shampoo?
anticipating coitus interrupts
And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus? Technically, that would be "coitus interrupts."
Is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower?
It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.
It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.
I really think we should examine the chain of causality here
we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.
query existence semi-rational
Query, on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
proximal contradistinction distal
That may be the proximal cause of our journey. But we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.
That's a biological impossibility.
Right, I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny in Russian, Arabic and Farsi.
She defected to north Korea.
dispute custody scene
There's some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.
We've been denied access to the building, ergo, we are done.
If I were to give up on the first little hitch, I never would have identified the fingerprint of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360.
Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle.
For the intercom.
It wan't my frist pantsing and it won't be my last.
She's out of my league.
kick back; quest
This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.
And I think the rest is fairly self explanatory.
It was a valid hypothesis.
Not to mention imaginary.
It would be gastronomically redundant.