servants ; propensity; snap
You know, civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so
Peeny for your thoughts.
Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy.
Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted of smudering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.
sprint; marathon; relentless; pursuit; spray
I disagree love is not a sprint. It'a a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she fails into your arms or hits you with the pepper spray.
The dietician at the cafeteria with limp and lazy eye?
There are pitfalls.
When it comes to sexual harassment law, I'm bit of a self taught expert.
I'm trying to see how long 500 kilowatt oxygen iodine laser to heat up my cup a noodles.
I was thinking more of a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay.
characterize; modification; slash; component; quibble; terminology
I was going to characterize it as the modification of our colleague-slash-friendship paradigm with the addition of a data like component, but we don't need to quibble over terminology.
What sort of experiment would you propose?
There's a generally accepted pattern in this area.
Then we will see a movie probably a romantic comedy featuring the talents of huge grant or sandra bullock.
Would you agree that the primary way we would evaluate either the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reation during the good night kiss? Heart rate, pheromones, etc.
Why don't we just stipulate that the date goes well and move to the key variable?
No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.
Reasonable technique, no extraneous spittle.
On the other hand, no arousal.
Would I be bound by Asimov's three laws of robotics?
Have you ever harmed yourself or allowed yourself to be harmed except in case where human being would have been endangered?
I mean, any more than the 383 miles that it was going to move anyway.
mope; tedious; emo
He going to moping and tedious emo songs
I happen to know a place where there are plenty of eligible women.
If you're compiling a mix CD for a double suicide
I've taken your asthma into account.
feline; geneticist ; hypoallergenic
There's a feline geneticist in san diego who's developed the cutest little hypoallergenic calicos.
Do you really think you can satisfy your need for relationship with a genetically altered cat?
It's a cute , little , cuddly cat.
This is obviously about penny.
I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with peeny as the hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point to you that she did not reject you.
inherent; ambiguity; technically
There is an inherent ambiguity in the word "dinner". Technically it refers to the largest meal of the day whenever it's consumed. So to clarify here, by dinner I mean supper.
Or a subset of them might be there.
Algebraically speaking, there are too many unknows.
Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
The dark crescent shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.
Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aramis to dissipate.
kick off; awkwardly
this date kicks off a rather unpleasant six months of the two of you passing awkwardly in the hall.
I lean in. It's a little tentative at frst, but then I realize she's kissing me back.
This thing is going the distance.
I'm having a panic attack.
biofeedback technique; manipulation
Now try to increase your alpha wave activity. It's a biofeedback technique. It's relaxation through brain wave manipulation.
It was a little sparsely sourced, but I think the basic science is valid.
So I'm assuming nothing venereal?
I'll just tell her that you had a routine conoloscopy and haven't quite bounced back.
want to nip intestinal polyps in the bud.
My idea has an internal logical consistency.
Is that one 36-hour experience, or is that 36 hours spread out over, say one glorious summer?
centrifugal; centripetal; non-inertial; frame;
centrifugal force. Actually, it's centripetal force which is an inward force generated by the glass acting on the olive. If you were riding on the olive, you'd be in a non-inertial reference frame and would ..
I know, but you did throw up. Isn't that a sign of a concussion?