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 My name is Victor | Me llamo Victor |
| Many women believe | Muchas mujeres creen |
| that I am handsome | que soy guapo |
| They tell me | Me dicen |
| they sing | cantan |
| that I am very, very, very handsome | que soy muy, muy, muy guapo |
| but I have a secret | pero tengo un secreto |
| that I'm going to tell you | que les voy a contar |
| can you forgive me | pueden perdonarme |
| I used to be handsome | yo era guapo |
| but I'm not anymore | pero ya no lo soy |
| I'm bald | soy calvo |
| completely bald | completamente calvo |
| many women used to believe | muchas mujeres creían |
| that I was handsome | que era guapo |
| they used to tell me that | me decían que era guapo |
| they used to sing | cantaban |
| that I was very, very handsome | que era muy, muy guapo |
| That I'm going to reveal to you | Que les voy a revelar |
| It's a terrible secret | Es un secreto terrible |
| Please, don't tell it to anyone | Por favor, no se lo digan a nadie |
| Without hair | Sin pelo |
| There aren't women at my side anymore | Ya no hay mujeres a mi lado |
| I'm very sorry | Lo siento mucho |
| But you're not handsome anymore | Pero ya no eres guapo |
| I can't find a job anymore | Ya no puedo encontrar un trabajo |
| But you're not handsome anymore | Pero ya no eres guapo |
| I can't look at myself in the mirror anymore | Ya no puedo mirarme en el espejo |
| My dog won't play with me anymore | Mi perro ya no quiere jugar conmigo |
| And I live with my parents | Y vivo con mis padres |
| In their garage | En su garaje |
| He was handsome | Él era guapo |
| But he isn't anymore | Pero ya no lo es |