| Term | Definition |
| Apathy | The meaning of life. |
| Adulation | What occurs during the course of an Herbal Essence commercial. |
| Ambivalence | Having absolutley no control of your body for a moment, but that moment feels like a lifetime. |
| Arbitrary | To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them. |
| Ascetic | A freak accident involving Chuck Norris and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym (R) into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series "MacGyver". Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic. |
| Advocate | A rare species of dinosaur that lurks flamboyantly on piano benches. |
| Aesthetic | Military operative who is a member of Foxhound, a military unit specialized in special assignments such as infiltraition. |
| Affable | The act of toppling the supremacy of a rival, particularly one that is noticably older than you. |
| Articulate | It's a hair colour (gold, usually), NOT a personality trait. |
| Augment | The reason your girl wont let you see transformers . |
| Autonomous | A Movie made in 2007, by Frank Miller (Sin City), about the Battle of Thermopylae (480 BC), where 300 Greek Spartans defeated about 20,000 Persians. |
| Benevolent | An individual with a head too large for their body. |
| Brevity | Real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus. |
| Cajole | A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. |
| Coercion | A race car who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake |
| Complacency | One of the best forms of entertainment. |
| Comprehensive | zipper on jeans . |
| Condone | The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet |
| Consensus | What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. |
| Contentious | Its just two quarters. |
| Criterion | A huge mutated person sealed permanently inside of an irregular diving suit. |
| Decorum | A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world. |
| delineated | The sequel to Batman Begins, currently due for release July 18, 2008. |
| Deplore | Mad scientist archenemy of the superhero Spider-Man. |
| derivative | A word that americans use to address each other. |
| Devious | The solution to all of life's problems. |
| diffuse | The act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication. |
| Digression | A slightly-curved, single-edged sword carried by the samurai in fuedal Japan. |
| Discrepancy | When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet. |
| Disdain | An ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. |
| Disparage | The most evil creature in the world, known for it's tendency to use humans as slaves in places known as "Gardens". |
| Dogmatic | asserting opinions in arrogancy |
| eclectic | selecting independent elements from a variety of sources |
| Elated | Im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you. |
| Elusive | One year in county jail. |
| Emulate | Ace card in poker. |
| Enigma | A card sent to a loved one to express one's love on February 14th. |
| Euphemism | What Britney says like 500 times in all of her songs. |
| exonerate | relief from blame, responsibility, or obligation |
| Explicit | An object used as a coaster, increase the hight of small children, or increase the stability of poorly built furniture. |
| exploit | Somone pretending to be someone or something else and it is not even Halloween. |
| Fastidious | Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn. |