| Why are penguins so popular on the internet? | Becaus they have web feet! |
| How do you spell mississippi wit one eye? | put your hand over your eye and spell mississippi |
| If you trip someone what do you say (the answers not sorry) | have a nice trip see you next fall |
| What is the stupidest name you can get? | aDUM |
| This is a secret nota joke | my brothers 8 and still wears poop in his pants "if you know what I mean" |