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Corny Bible Jokes

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He just wasn't Abel.
Why couldn't Cain please his parents?
He wasn't Abel.
Why couldn't Cain bring God a sacrifice from his flocks?
New Eve's Year
What did Adam call the 365 days after his wife was created?
God told them to be fruitful and multiply.
Why did Adam and Eve become mathematicians?
Adam had' em
Why couldn't Eve find her pet butterflies?
Weedin' Eden
What was Adam doing to keep the Garden lookin good?
Genesis Ch. 1 "In the big-inning. God created...."
Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?
Birds of prey.
What are God's favorite creatures of the air?
He took two tablets.
What did Moses do for the headache he got on Mount Sinai?
You're all wet!
What did Noah say to the people who mocked him?
Ark-itecture
What did Noah have to learn before he began building?
With rains
How did Noah get the horse to gallop toward the ark?
He had a cow.
How did Moses react when he saw the golden calf Aaron had made?
Scarin' Aaron
What did Moses enjoy doing to his brother?
At the calf-eteria
While Aaron was making the golden idol at the base of Mount Sinai, where did he eat?
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