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Because it had been running all day!
Why was the nose so tired?
The living room.
What room do ghosts avoid?
An onion ring!
What did the hamburger give to his sweetheart?
What fruit always travels in groups of two?
What kind of music do aliens like?
What do elves make sandwiches with?
A flour garden.
What kind of garden does a baker have?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
To get a quarter back!
Why did the football team go to the bank?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
He was a little horse.
Why did the pony cough?
No sir, it will be round!
WAiter, will my pizza be long?
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
Glad to meteor!
What id one shooting star say to another?
With a cabbage patch!
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Because the people are always Russian.
Why is Russia such a fast country?
Tennis-you can't play it without raising a racket!
What game makes the most noise?
So no one could corner him.
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
If we breathe oxygen all day, what do we breathe all night?
It eats light meals.
Why does a firefly glow?
When it's a ruler!
When is a piece of wood like a king?
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
The wind goes right through them!
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
What do you give a sick lemon?
With a light razer.
How does Yoda shave?
A son of a gun!
What do you call a man whose father was a cannon?
Rust in peace.
A knight wanted to be buried in his armor. What did it say on his tombstone?
He logged on.
How did the beaver get online?
Because he was standing on the deck.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
What lets you walk through walls?
It gets toad!
What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
Meals on wheels!
What do cats call mice on skateboards?
What type of music are balloons scared of?
To the dock!
Where do you take a sick boat?
They hiss and make up.
What do snakes do after a fight?
It goes back four seconds.
How do you know if a clock is hungry?
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
Customer: Waiter, this food taste funny.
What did the bee say to the flower?
On the honor roll.
Where does smart butter go?
What language does a billboard speak?
What building has the most stories?
What does a skeleton say before eating?
What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?
Because they have two left feet.
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
In sundae school.
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Because they hit fowl balls.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Why did the vampire take art class?
Catch you later.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
Because he had perfect pitch!
Why did the baseball coach hire a singer?
A jolly rancher.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
I'm not shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kinds of streets do zombies like?
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Because he's always spotted!
Why can't a leopard hide?
Sorry, you're not my type.
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
How do you fix a broken tomato?
His parents were in a jam.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Do you want to hear my problems?
What did one math book say to the other math book?
What tools do you need in math class?
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
It had gas.
Why didn't the car feel well?
So, what's your point?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
She has a Web site.
How do you spot a modern spider?
He had a shortcut!
How did the barber win the race?
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Nothing, they just waved.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
You hang here, I'll go on ahead.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?