Little Shop of Horrors - Orin Scrivello
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AUDREY: Gee, I'd better go fix my face. My date'll be here any minute.
Excuse me, ladies. Which way to thirteen-thirteen Skid Row?
I'm afraid that information will cost you a dollar
Hey. No prob. Here you go.
Ooooh, took his dollar.
I'm not here to buy posies, girls. I'm here to pick up my date.
And severaly other medical problems?
As a matter of fact...
Ladies! Ladies! Please! I'm friendly! Truce! Pacem! You want some nitrous oxide?
The last thing audrey needs is more of your kind.
My kind is a very nice kind, ladies. I'm not a monster.
What else would you call it?
I would call it.... (Inhales gas) WOOO I would call it an occupational hazard.
You see, girls, my line of work requires a certain fascination with human pain and suffering. (Inhales gas) Woooooo WOOOO THis stuff is great. Allow me to explain.
(Music starts to Dentist)
WHEN I WA YOUNGER,
JUST A BAD LITTLE KID,
MY MAMA NOTICE FUNNY THINGS I DID
LIKE SHOOTIN PUPPIES WITH A BB GUN
I'D POISON GUPPIES AND WHEN I WAS DONE
I'D FIND A PUSSYCAT AND BASH IN ITS HEAD.
THATS WHEN MY MAMMA SAID -
What did she say?
SHE SAID, MY BOY I THINK SOMEDAY
YOU'LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOUR NATURAL TENDENCIES PAY!
YOU'LL BE A DENTIST!
YOU HAVE A TALENT FOR CAUSING THINGS PAIN
SON BE A DENTIST!
PEOPLE WILL PAY YOU TO BE INHUMANE!
YOUR TEMPERAMENTS WRONG FOR THE PRIESTHOOD
AND TEACHING WILL SUIT YOU STILL LESS.
SON BE A DENTIST! YOU'LL BE A SUCCESS!
WHO WANTS THEIR TEETH DONE BY THE MARQUIS DE SADE? OH THAT HURTS! i'M NOT NUMB!
AW SHUT UP! OPEN WIDE! HERE i COME!
I AM YOUR DENTIST!
AND I ENJOYED THE CAREER THAT I PICKED!
YOU LOVE IT!
I AM YOUR DENTIST
AND I GET OFF ON THE PAIN I INFLICT
You really love it!
WHEN I START EXTRACTING THOSE MOLARS
DON'T TRY IT
YOU GIRLS WILL BE SCREAMING LIKE HOLY ROLLERS
AND THOUGH IT MAY CAUSE MY PATIENTS DISTRESS
SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN ABOVE ME, I KNOW THAT MY MAMA'S PROUD OF ME!
NOW I'M A DENTIST....
AND A SUCCESS!
(Dentist Music ends)
Hey, how ya doin?
Fine thnk you. But the shop's closed.
I'm nt here to shop, I'm here to... Hey. This must be that plant they're talking about on the news. Whatdya call it?
An audrey two.
Cute name. Catchy. Nice plant. Big.
Thank ou, I raised it myself. Now if you don't mind I'm not really supposd to let anyone....
I hear its some kind of new species or something.
AUDREY: Is okay, Seymour. This is my boyfriend. Seymour, Orin Scrivello (Snaps in her face) D.D.S
I'll tell you something, guy. You say you raised this thing, right.
Well if I were you I sure wouldn't keep it under a barrel down in a Skid Row dump like this. This avacado here could be your ticket to the stars. You could take it to ay florist shop in town and name your price. Hell, somebody'd make you a damn partner to get their hands on this.
Seymour's very loyal.
Somebody talkin to you?
Oh.......no....... Excuse me.
Excuse me what.?
Excuse me, doctor.
That's better. I'm tellin you, id this thing's a big green goldmine. Get outta this dump and take the plant with you.
Mushnik's Skid Row Florists? Feh, its like a joke. You hear me talkin?
Shouldn't we be leaving now?... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Doctor.... Doctor... Sorry, Doctor.
You gotta train em eh stud. Well, my bikes outside and double parked. But you think about what I said, scout... I mean. You think about it.
MUSHNIK: He'll think about it.
You do that. Okay, Audrey! You got the handcuffs?
They're in my bag.
Then lets go.
Plant: Mmmmmmm .... sure you do.
Stupid woman! Jeez, what a friggin' scatterbrain!
I'm sorry doctor! I'm sorry doctor!
Now get in there and pick up the damn sweater, you dizzy cow.
Hi, Seymour. I left my sweater here before.
Come on, move it, . How do ya like that stupid dame? Forgets her firggen sweater. Man, if your stupid head weren't screwed on!
Orin! That Hurt!
I guess that's me Dr. Scrivello.
DO you have an appointment?
We met yesterday. Seymour Kreborn.
Oh, of course. The guy with the pant.
And the Bandaids.
And the gun.
So why are you pointing a gun at me, seymour?
Hey. Are you a little bit nervous about seeing a dentist.
No......no , I'm not nervous, I -
It's only going to hurt a little.
No, you don't understand. I don't want my teeth examined, I -
Of course you want your teeth examined. Say "Ahh"
Oooooooh, your mouth is a mess, kid. You've got cavities. You've got plaque. You're impacted. You're abscessed.
You need a complete oral examination. We'll start with that..... wisdom tooth!
We'll just rip that little bugger outa there. Whatdya say?
I gotta go!
There always time for dental hygiene, Seymour! Have you ever seen the results of a neglected mouth? Look, seymour! This could happen to you!
Unless I take immediate action! Le's get started!
Wait! Aren't you gonna give me Novocain?
What for? Dulls the senses!
But it'll hurt!
Only til you pass out!
That's the drill, Seymour!
Its and antique! They don't make instruments like this anymore. Sturdy, heavy, dull. This is going to be a challenge. This is going to be a pleasure. I'm gonna want some gas for this one!
Thank God. I thought you weren't going to use any...
Oh the gas isn't for you, Seymour. It's for me. I want to really enjoy this and I find that a little giggle gas before we begin increases my pleasure enormously. In fact..... I'm gonna use my special gas mask! Just relax, Seymour. I';; be with you in a moment.
To ready and fire and blow the sick bastard away!
Won't have to put up with that pig for another day!
NOW FOR THE GIRL NOW FOR THE PLANT NOW YES I WILL!
But I can't
Ohhhhhhhby, Seymour, I'm flyin now! Oh' the things we're gonna do to your mouth! EHehehhehehehheheh! Well, I guess I've had enough of this stuff. I'll just take the mask off now and.... Hey..... Seymour........ Guess What?
The Mask - It's Stuck! I can't get it off! Jeez, I could asphyxiate in here! Hey Seymour - gimme a hand, will ya?
Well? He says well? Uh, seymour.... I don't think you understand.
DON'T BE FOOLED IF I SHOULD GIGGLE LIKE A SAPPY HAPPY DOPE. IT'S JUST THE GAS- IT'S GOT ME HIGH- BUT DON'T LET THAT FACT DECEIVE YOU. ANDY MOMENT I COULD DIE! THO I GIGGLE AND I CHORTLE BEAR IN MIND IM NOT IMMORTAL. WHY THIS WHOLE THING STRIKES ME FUNNY I DON'T KNOW - HAHAHAHAHHAHA - CUASE IT REALLY IS A ROTTEN WAY TO GO!
WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A TRICKY MORAL PROBLEM
DO I HLP REMOVE THE MASK OR KET HIM GO
DO IT NOW!
COULDNT SHOOR HIM WHEN i TRIED
HELP ME NOW!
I CAN OFF THE GUY BY STAYING IN THE CHAIR!
DON'T BE ......
FOOLED IF I SHOULD CHUCKLE LIKE HYENAS IN A ZOO,
ITS JUST THE GAS-
IT TURNS ME ON!
BUT DON'T LET THAT FACE DECEIVE YOU,
ANDY MOMENT I'LL BE GONE!
ALL MY VIRAL SIGNS ARE FAILING
CAUSE THE OXIDE I'M INHALING MAKES IT DIFFICULT AS HELL TO CATCH MY BREATH!
AREYOU DUMB? OR HARD OF HEARING?
OR RELIEVED.... MY END IS NEARING?
ARE YOU SATISFIED?
I.... LAUGHED..... MY....... SELF...... TO. . .
doo-wops: AND THIS THEATRE
THEY MAY OFFER YOU FORTUNE AND FAME
LOVE AND MONEY AND INSTANT ACCLAIM
BUT WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU,
DON'T FEED THE PLANT
FANCY CONDOS IN BEVERLY HILLS
BUT WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU -
lOOK OUT HERE I COME FOR YOU
HERE I COME FOR YOU -
HERE I COME FOR YOU!
HOLD YOUR HAT AND HANG ONTO YOUR SOUL!
SOMETHIN'S COMIN' TO EAT THE WORLD WHOLE!
IF WE FIGHT IT, WE STILL GOT A CHANCE
BUT WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU -
THO THEY'RE SLOPPING THE TROUGH FOR YOU -
PLEASE WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU,
DON'T FEED THE PLANTS...
WE'LL HAVE TOMORROW
DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!
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