Terms in this set (...)
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because the class was so bright.
Where are most cows born?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: The baa baa shop.
What is put on a table and cut, but never eaten?
A: A deck of cards.
What is a cow's favorite place in space?
A: The Milky Way.
What three keys have legs but can't open doors?
A: A turkey, a donkey and a monkey.
What is the father of all corn?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
A: The batteries died.
What do you call cheese that's not yours ?
A: Nacho cheese.
Why don't bananas get lonely?
A: They are in bunches.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: They have their own scales.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Why is the moon like a dollar?
A: It has four quarters.
What runs but can't be caught?
A: Your nose.
Where do baby trees go to school?
A: A tree nursery.
What did the baseball player say to the cake?
A: Batter up.
What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
A: A glove.
Why didn't they let Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she kept running away from the ball.
What question can you never answer yes to?
A: Are you asleep?
Why can't you take a test at the zoo?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
What sort of band doesn't make music?
Why did the child study in an airplane?
A: He wanted a higher education.
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A: He didn't want to peel.
What is dark but made by light?
A: A shadow.
What do little monsters like to drink?
What does the sun drink out of?
What goes around the world, yet stays in the corner?
A: A stamp.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
A: At parking meteors.
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
A: 50 pennies.
What did the duck say to the clerk?
A: "Put it on my bill."
What goes in circles and makes kids happy?
A: A Merry go round.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A: A booloney sandwich.
When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time.
What walks on it's head all day?
A: A nail in a horseshoe.
What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
A: A coat of paint.
What is a bee with a low buzz?
A: A mumble bee.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: A snowball.
Where won't you find a dog shopping?
A: At the flea market.
How many seconds are there in a year?
A: 12 (January 2, February 2nd...)
What keeps horses awake at late hours?
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
What happens twice in a week, once in a year, but never in a day?
A: The letter E.
Multiplying Whole Numbers
pre intermediate vocabulary