This is our Youth
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Well...Sorry to bust in on you like this -
- but I actually wanted to tell you that I can't have brunch.
Well, when I got home this morning I got into this really huge fight with my mom, and I think I'd better just be at home today. She kind of freaked out that I never called last night, so now she wants to have some big Landmark Discussion about how we're gonna handle my living there this year
Well... Thanks for canceling in person
Well, I'm sorry, but my mom's really upset and getting along with her is a really big priority for me right now. I tried to call before, but the line was busy.
Do you want make a plan for any time this week?
I think I'd better just chill out a little bit this week, actually.
Well..you seem like you're really angry...
Well, that's not the impression you're conveying, but..
No- I guess I just don't understand why you you walked ten blocks out of your way so you could be around the corner so you could buzz up and tell me you can't have brunch w me.
Uh, no: I told you I tried to call...
Yeah- he was on the phone for like two minutes
All right, I'm sorry.
There's nothing to be sorry about.
Can I ask you something?
Did you tell Dennis what happened last night?
Really. What did you say?
Nothing. I said we had a nice time.
I find that hard to believe.
I don't know. Don't you guys get into like comparing notes and stuff?
I'm not really into that.
Well...OK...It's just-- This is getting a little weird now, because when i talked to Valerie, she asked me if anything happened with us last night. And for some reason, I guess I didn't really tell her that anything did. So now she's gonna talk to Dennis, and I'm gonna look like a total liar to someone I'm just starting to be close friends with and who I really care about...!
Um...So... I don't really get what's happening...You're mad at me because you lied to Valerie?
No...I just should have figured that you would like rush off to tell your friends that you f*cked me--
--wereas I might be more inclined to be a little more discreet about it till I found out where I stood with you.
I didn't f*ckin' rush off anywhere!
Yeah, whatever, you know what? It doesn't matter--
I came back here 'cause I'm staying here
OK, but you know what? It really doesn't matter
And the minute I walked in he like totally grilled me
Oh so you just tell him whatever he wants to know no matter what the consequences are for somebody else?
No! Will you let me finish my--
But honestly, Warren? I really don't care who you told, or what you told them, because people are gonna think whatever they think and you know what? There's nothing I can do about it.
What people? What are you talking about!
I don't know, but whatever it is I must be wrong because of the way you're yelling.
You're not anything!
Well, it really--I should just really listen to my instincts, you know? Because your instincts are never wrong. And it was totally against my instinct to come over here last night, and it was definitely against my instinct to sleep with you, but I did and it's too late. And now my Mom is totally furious at me, I probably ruined my friendship with Valerie, and now like Dennis Ziegler thinks I'm like, easy pickins, or something--
Nobody thinks anything
And it's not like I even care what he thinks, OK? Because I don't acutally know him. Or you. Or Valerie, for that matter! So it doesn't really matter! I've made new friends before, I can make more new friends now if I have to. So let's just forget the whole thing ever happened, you can chalk one up in your book, or whatever--
I don't have a book.
---and I'll just know better next time! Hopefully, OK?
I don't really get what you're so upset about.
Well: I guess I'm just insane.
I thought we had a really good time together, and I was actually in a fairly Up state of mind for once.
I'm sure you were.
Well, I didn't mean that in any kind of lascivious way, so I don't know why you want to take it like that. I really like you.
No not whatever! I'm sorry I said anything to Dennis. I definitely caved into the peer pressure. But I definitely said as little as possible and was totally respectful of you in the way I talked about you. Even though I was pretty excited about what happened last night, and also about like, maybe like, the prospect of like, I don't know, like, going out with you--which I would be very into, if you were. But if you want to think the whole thing meant nothing to me, then go ahead, because that's not the case.
Well... You know, I really--
It's totally weird, like taking all your clothes off and having sex with someone you barely know, and then being like, "What's up now?" You know? Like it's such an intense experience, but then nobody knows what to f*ckin' say, even though nothing really bad actually happened. You know?
...Well...I don't know...
But I really like you...I don't agree with most of your opinions...
Oh, thank you.
...but I don't meet a lot of people who can actually make me think, you know? And who can hold their own in an interesting discussion. And who I'm totally hot for at the same time. You know? It's a fairly effective combination.
I don't know, Warren. Things are just really weird in my life right now. And everything you're saying is really sweet, but I have literally no idea whether you mean it or not. It's like my instinct is just broken...And I guess sometimes actions speak louder than words...
But what action could I possibly take except to say I'm sorry for whatever it is you think I've done?
Presents are always nice. Just kidding.
You want a present?
I'm just kidding.
Why? I'm sitting on twelve thousand dollars. I'll buy you a sports car. OK?
That's OK. I don't have a license yet.
Well, what do you want?
...Are you serious?
OK. Um...Could I have the hat?
...Don't if you don't want to.
I really want to.
Because I really like you.
Well I don't know what to say... I mean I can't believe it. I can't believe that you would give me something that means this much to you. I don't even know what to say.
What do you think?
Looks great on you
Well you look totally miserable
Well I'm sorry but I feel really weird taking your grandfather's hat
Then why'd you f*cking ask me for it?
I was totally kidding
No you weren't
Yes I was! and then you insisted I pick something! Only why did you give it to me if you don't want me to have it?!
Because I do want you to have it
But why do you keep SAYING that when you obviously DON'T?!
NO! God d*mn! What do I have to do like beg you to take it from me?
Okay. Sorry. Well...I mean...should I just go home?
I don't know... Do whatever
Well, then I guess I will. Should I assume you no longer want to go out this week?
I don't think I can. I'm all out of baseball hats.
Can I please say something?
You try to give me that hat back one more time I swear to god I'll ****ing burn it.