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DRUNK, STONED, OR STUPID

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WAKES UP WITH HALF A BURRITO IN BED
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HAS 3-HOUR CONVERSATION ABOUT SPACE
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SPENDS ALL DAY INTERPRETING A TEXT
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HAS A DARK SIDE
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IS A LITTLE BITCH
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IS ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING
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TOUCHES EVERYONE EXCESSIVELY FOR NO REASON
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WILL MAKE OUT WITH ABSOLUTELY ANYONE
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IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL
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GETS CONVINCED STRANGERS ARE CELEBRITIES
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IS ACTIVELY PREPARING FOR THE END OF THE WORLD
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GETS POPCORN BUCKET FROM TRASH FOR FREE REFILLS
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SINGS BUT SHOULDN'T
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HAS SEX WHILE WATCHING TV
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WOULD SURVIVE IN WOODS WITH JUST A HATCHET
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GOES MISSING WITHIN 15 MINUTES OF GOING OUT
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HAS QUESTIONABLE HYGIENE
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BRINGS TACO 12-PACK TO PARTY
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ALWAYS MAKES THE EXECUTIVE DECISION
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FACEBOOK STALKS
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ASKS QUESTIONS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F*CKING MOVIE
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GETS TRAPPED BY REVOLVING DOOR
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IS COMPLETELY SHOCKED BY EVERY FACT YOU TELL THEM
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COULD NETWORK AT A FUNERAL
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IS ALWAYS LIKE REALLY COLD
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INCAPABLE OF BEING ON TIME
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HAS 20-MINUTE CONVERSATION WITH SIRI
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IS A BASIC BITCH
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BRAGS ABOUT NOT USING A CHASER
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BUILDS A FORT AND SLEEPS IN IT FOR A WEEK
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HAS HEART-TO- HEART WITH HOMELESS GUY
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FINISHES EVERY WOUNDED SOLDIER AT PARTY
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APOLOGIZES FOR EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVER DONE
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HAS SKETCHY FRIENDS
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HAS SEX IN PUBLIC
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HOOKS UP WITH A MOM (OR DAD)
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INTERPRETS EVERYTHING AS FLIRTING
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CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTS SOCIAL MEDIA IMAGE
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GIVES PEOPLE TERRIBLE NICK NAMES
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IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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DID WALK OF SHAME IN HALLOWEEN COSTUME
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IS A CRAFT BEER SNOB
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WILL BLOW LIFE SAVINGS ON SPACE TRAVEL
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HAS REVELATIONS ABOUT LIFE THAT LEAD TO BOUTS OF CRYING
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ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP ON COUCH
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GOES TO TACO BELL SOBER
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ACTUALLY READS INSTRUCTIONS
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CAN'T HELP BUT CHEAT
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CHANGES SONG EVERY 30 SECONDS
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BUYS DINO NUGGETS
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CALLS DIBS ON PEOPLE AT PARTIES
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SHAME PEOPLE FOR GOING TO BED
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NOT EVEN COME TO YOUR FUNERAL
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IS A TOTAL BRAND WH*RE
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BE A POLYGAMIST IF IT WERE LEGAL
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MAKES THEIR BED BEFORE GOING OUT "JUST IN CASE"
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WATCH "PLANET EARTH" FOR FIVE HOURS
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LOSES THEIR PANTS
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DRIVES 3+ HOURS IN HOPES OF HOOKING UP
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USES DADDY'S CREDIT CARD
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