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Amy: [rubs her hands together excitedly] I can barely wait. All this talk about we will... won't we... everyone knows we are going to stay!
After seeing how many people marched at the unity rally today, you're right, it'll be a landslide.
A: and, in any case the outcome is predicted 5-2, but I'm thinking it might even be 6-1!
Okay, Amy. (laughs) You're probably right. I am just nervous. Let's sit down, the broadcast should start any moment! [they sit]
A: Let's order a pizza!
M: That's a little reassuring. Whatever happens, I'm sure everything will be okay. In any case, here's to earth. [they cheers, somberly]
(together) [cheers] TO EARTH!
Barb: Thank you Jessica. Oh! Breaking News! Puts finger against earpiece. I'm receiving word that we have our first projection for the referendum. The first vote comes from Australia, which has voted to (pause)-- stay in the IPU.
Yes! Smooth sailing from here on out. [raise glass] To the Aussies!
A: (chanting) I P U ! I P U !
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
A: Madonna! She looks great!
I mean unbelievable, I hope I look THAT good in my 100's.
Barb: Creator of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg, celebrates his sweet 116th on the beaches of London
And Mark! Wow, still wearing that hoodie I see.
A: Those age extenders unfortunately don't include style updates [winks].
that was bad, even for you.
Jamie: ...These votes set a strong precedent for the rest of the world. But we still have a ways to go, and can never accurately predict the loose-canon voters from North America and Europe.
I have literally read every single poll. There simply isn't a scenario where earth leaves the IPU.
A: Yeah! We're right in the middle of the milky way, we can't just decide to leave it...You know?
Barbara (holding earpiece)- Judith-- can we confirm that this is the final vote for Africa?
Jaimie- Yes, 90% of the vote is in.
M- Oh Gary look! (he remains asleep)
You win some, you lose some
Barbara- More results coming in now as we speak. Antarctica- the rogue continent- votes to stay in the IPU.
Maeve (scoffs)- Antarctica! It doesn't count.
(together) Cheers Antarctica! IPU! IPU!
Barb: Alright, finally, the results for North-- oh, and South-- America have just arrived. Both North and South America have voted to-- leave the IPU.
M- Gary! Get up! Get up! Get up! This isn't over yet! Come on! Get up! (Gary awakes awkwardly)
G- What? What did I miss?
M- North and South America- they want to go! Are you seeing this?
I cannot believe what I am seeing, can you believe it Amy?
Barbara-- Breaking news now. Europe has spoken. It votes to... leave the IPU!
[react] I'm going to go to bed, I feel sick.
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