Terms in this set (50)
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone.
What is the richest kind of air?
Who keeps the ocean clean?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Why did the skeleton drink eight glasses of milk every day?
Milk is good for the bones.
Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?
The carton said to "shake well before drinking".
What is a baby's favorite reptile?
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
What kind of balls don't bounce?
Why can't you play hide-and-seek with mountains?
Because they're always peaking.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
What is a duck on the Fourth of July?
Why did the credit card go to jail?
It was guilty as charged.
What would we get if we threw all the books in the ocean?
A title wave!
What do you call a liar on the phone?
What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?
They tell toast stories.
Why wouldn't the team play with the third basketball?
Because it was an odd ball.
When does the road get angry?
When someone crosses it.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
Why did Sally's computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus.
When do doctors get mad?
When they lose their patients (patience).
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What language does a billboard speak?
How did the baseball player lose his house?
He made his home run.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted some cold hard cash.
What did the one-dollar bill say to the ten-dollar bill?
You don't make any cents (sense).
Why do baseball pitchers stay away from caves?
They don't like bats.
What kind of tree has the best bark?
Why did the trees take a nap?
For rest (forest).
Why wouldn't the lion eat the clown?
He tasted funny.
What kinds of hats do you war on your legs?
What do you say to Simba when he's walking too slow?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
What do you call a pile of kittens?
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What did the hungry clock do?
It went back four seconds.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will Let It Go. (Frozen)
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a computer that sings?
What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
What did the femur say to the patella?
I knee-d you.
What do you call a cat that you cross with a Dark Horse?
What do you call an aardvark with three feet?
Where do bees go potty?
At a BP Station.