Little Shop Mushnik
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Crash from backstage pt 1
What did you break now Krelborn?
Nothing mr mushnik
Aron g'vorn g'voxen akebebble mit tzibeleh
Audrey walks in
So, look who finally decided to come to work
Good morning mrs mushnik
What morning? It's two o'clock in the afternoon...not that we had a customer. Who has customers when you run a flower shop on skid row?
Loud crash part 2
Seymour what is going on back there?
Very little mrs mushnik
Audrey you'd better go back there and see what he's...Audrey. Where'd you get that shiner?
Audrey that greasy boyfriend of yours he's been beating up on you again? Look, I know it's none of my business but I'm starting to think he's not such a nice boy.
I got these plants repotted for you mrs (falls)
Seymour! Look what you've done to the inventory!
I'll clean it up before any of the customers get here
Well that ought to give you plenty of time. Look god, what an existence I got! Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk, business is lousy. My life is a living hell! You urchins! Off the stoop! It ain't bad enough I got the winos permanently decorating the store front I need you worthless ragamuffins to complete the picture.
No we're not ronette
You ought to be in school
We went to school till 5th grade then we split
So, how do you intend to better yourselves?
Start of act 1 scene 2
Look at that six o clock and we didn't sell so much as a fern... I guess this is it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow
You can't mean
What what don't I mean? I mean I'm closed, forget it, kaput
Kaput, extinct I'm closing this god and customer forsaken place
There now isn't that bizarre?
At least. What kind of weirdo plant is that Seymour?
You see sir if you put a strange and interesting plant like this Here in the window maybe
Maybe what? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window people don't suddenly
Oh I guess I may as well take Fifty dollars worth of roses while I'm here
Can you break a hundred?
Er...no... I'm afraid we.... closed the register for the day
Well then I guess I'll have to take twice as many wont i?
Twice as many!
Twice as many!
A hundred dollars worth? Yessir right away sir! Audrey my darling kindly fetch this gentleman one hundred dollars worth of our finest red American beauty roses
Yessir that is one strange and interesting plant
Well don't just stand there quick quick quick! Put that plant what do you call it
An Audrey two
Put that Audrey two in the window where passers by can see my god id never have believed it. My children I'm taking us to dinner
Oh I'd love to mr mushnik but I have a date
With the same nogoodnik. I'm telling you Audrey, you don't need a date with him. You need major medical, he ain't a good clean kind of boy
He's a professional
What kind of a professional drives a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket
Are we still going to dinner?
You're not going anywhere krelborn. You're staying right here and taking care of this sick plant. How come it's fainting all the time?
I told you it's been giving me trouble it just wilts like this. The Audrey 2 is not a healthy girl
Strictly between us neither is the Audrey one
If I only knew what breed it is what genus but it's nowhere in the books
Well krelborn my advice to you is you better figure it out and fast. Look at this exotic little beauty did for business
So work Seymour! Nurse that plant back to health I'm counting on you
So fix! Goodnight
Well thank you this is radio station WSKID
The address the address mention the... oh well. It's still great advertising
You sounded sexier than the wolf man!
But you didn't mention the address of the shop how many times have I told you
I'm sorry I was nervous where's Audrey she said she'd be here
Forget about Audrey. I've got three more radio interviews lined up for tomorrow and the Skid Row herald examiner wants a picture
Wow pow look out below don't it go to show you never know
so we're closed for renovation todayyyy!
Seymour did you send out that order for mrs shiva?
Mrs.shiva? Oh I forgot
You forgot? How could you forget an order like that? The shivas are our most important funereal account! A big enormous family and they're dropping off like flies. I'm telling you krelborn if we lose their business over this you are finished!!
I'm telling you,kid this things a big green goldmine. Get your ass outa this dump and fake the plant with you
I hear you
He hears him
Sure. Sure I'll think about it
He'll think about it
Beginning of act 2
Mushnik and son please hold. Audrey will be tight with you
Cross to urchins
Urchins! Look here's ten a piece. Deliver these to the Dutch pavilion and these to the Japanese consulate
Go back inside
Audrey I'm late for the lawyerstell Seymour to see that Corman gets his wolfbane
Seymour's my man!!
So! It seems the plot is thickening amoungst my employees
Don't you mrs mommy me, krelborn. Audrey I wonder if you'd excuse Seymour and me for a little while. Perhaps you'd like to go visit your dentist friend
That's not funny Dad you know he disappeared
Oh that's right he did didn't he forgive me boychick
Of course it goodnight Seymour goodnight mr mushnik
Little red dots all over the floor
You acting pretty pretty strange ma,
I had a pretty strange afternoon,son after my lawyers appointment I was called to the police station
Yes it seems they made a routine investigation into the disappearance of this motorcycle dentist and when they did it seems they found mushnik skid row florists bag in his office
What's that supposed to mean?
Exactly what I asked myself, and then I began thinking about certain things I've been noticing around here lately.
Little red dots all over the linoleum
I spilled some Hawaiian lunch and it stained
Hard to keep things clean around here especially when they only remove our garbage once a month
What does that have to do with.. where are you going
If you want something removed in a hurry it's best not to dispose of it on skid row
What are you talking about?
This! A dentists uniform
He's got your number now
I saw it last week and didn't think twice
He knows just what you've done
And the little red dots seemed innocent enough
You've got no place to hide
But then I catch you kissing the dentists girlfriend!
You've got no place to hide
And it begins to look like a motive!
He knows your life of crime
Once he's out of the way you move in right?
I'm innocent! I'm innocent!
Then how do you explain this?
A picture of a baseball cap?
Your baseball cap. The police found it in active lols office, and asked me if i could identify it
No. They don't suspect you at all, Seymour but they don't know about the uniform the girlfriend...
I didn't do it!
Then come with me to the police and tell them that!
He's got his facts all straight
Just so my conscience will rest easy
You know he's on your trail
If you don't I'll have to tell them myself
He's gonna turn you in
Now will you come?
He's usda prime
I'll go lock we'll head over
The world will be yours
Okay Seymour lets go
We don't you want to collect the days receipts so you can deposit them in the morning
You put them in the safe didn't you?
Come on come on
Come on come on