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What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
Wet his plants
What do ghosts ride at an amusement park?
Where would you find flying rabbits?
In the hare-force
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad
What would you call two spiders that just got married?
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What's brown and sticky?
What's an astronaut's favorite board game?
I have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears, what am I?
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole-in-one
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
How come oysters never give a lot of their money?
Because they're shellfish
How do you cut an ocean in half?
You use a sea-saw
What does a grape say when it's stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine
What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?
An alarm cluck
What's colorful and smart?
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With tyrannosaurus checks
What kind of ant can count?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Where does a sick horse go?
What do ducks wear to weddings?
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Where do cows go to for their first date?
Why can't zoo animals take any tests?
They are too many cheetahs
What do you call a computer that sings?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie on it
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing
What is the sheep's favorite kind of food?
What do you do with a sick kangaroo?
Give it a hop-eration
Where do ghosts stays during the day?
The dayscare center
What is the world's hungriest animal?
A turkey, they just gobble gobble gobble
Which mouse was a Roman emperor?
How do oysters text?
What does a dog say after a hard workout?
That was ruff
Did you hear about the ice that lost its job?
It was crushed
Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He was tired of the hole thing
What did the zero say to the eight?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs
What do you call a guy at the end of a meal?
What do you call a haunted chicken?
What do you call werewolves on the red carpet?
What path do crazy people take on hikes?
Why did the lady put a frog in her soda?
She wanted a croak-a-cola
What's Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both lawyers
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car"
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep
What did the rope say after it got tangled?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Why is talking to cows a waste of time?
Cause everything you say goes in one ear and out the utter
Why is a computer zombie worse than a regular zombie?
It has mega-bites
What do you call birds that stick together?
Why didn't the life guard save the hippie?
He was too far out
What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?
What has one horn and gives milk
A milk truck
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and hose B
What do you do after seeing a ship wreck?
You let it sink in
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Where does the king keeps his armies?
Up his sleevies
How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener
What's better than winning silver at the special Olympics?
Not being retarded
Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen
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