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Teacher:: Good morning class! I hope you all had a great weekend. I expect most of you remembered your homework was due today so I want you to grab your papers and pass them up.
Roger: We had homework!
Lawrence: Yeah, did you finish it?
Roger: I haven't even started yet
Lawrence: Well do you need help finishing it? I can help
Roger: Ummm, excuse me? You think I, of ALL PEOPLE, would need YOUR help? Ha! That's hysterical!
Lawrence: Oh, sorry I was just trying to help.
Roger: No need I can do It all by myself.
Teacher: Um, Roger can I speak with you?
Roger: Sure, whats up?
Teacher: Well I was looking at your paper and I noticed that you got almost every answer on the sheet wrong. I mean, look at this! "What's two plus two?" and you answered "Triangle"? You're in high school. How do you not know this yet?
Roger: I do, it's just. Well. I may of rushed it a little bit.
Teacher: Why did you rush? I mean you had all weekend to do this paper.
Roger: Wellllll I kinda forgot about it until like 20 minutes ago.
Teacher: Roger you need to be more responsible about this type of stuff. Homework may not seem important to you, but I promise, the information on that sheet will be needed for the upcoming test.
Roger: Okay. I promise that I will never procrastinate ever again.
Lawrence: Phew, that packet Mr. Teacher assigned last week sure was hard. Good thing I studied.
Roger: Of course, you studied for it. I myself, have talent. I didn't need to "study".
Lawrence: I don't know Roger. I mean this unit that we're on is kind of difficult. Are you sure you don't need to study?
Roger: I'm sure, dont wo...
Teacher: (cut off roger) Okay guys, class is starting. I'm going to need you all to turn in your packets now.
Roger: Lawrence do you not know me? Am I not your best friend? YOU of all people should know that I can get through any situation without any trouble.
Lawrence: Roger I just want to let your know that if you need any help I am here for you.
Roger: And I just want to let you know that I don't need your help. So how about you leave me alone about it.
Teacher: What's wrong with Lawrence Roger?
Roger: Oh nothing is wrong with him. He's just being a little over dramatic that's all.
Teacher: And your packet?
Roger: Oh, it's right here.
Teacher: Um Roger?
Teacher: I'm happy that you finished the packet but based on these answers it seems as if you don't understand the material at all
Roger: What are you talking about?
Teacher: Roger I mean you literally don't understand this. It's a lot easier when you study. Here answer some of these questions.
Roger: No problem.
Teacher: Let's start small. What's 2*2?
Roger: Duh it's 4. That's easy next.
Teacher: Oh okay. What's 2*3
Roger: Really? Everyone knows the answer is 5. (laughs)
Teacher: Um Roger the answer is 6
Roger: Yeah, that's what I said. Are you deaf or something?
Teacher: No you said 5 (under his breath) I don't get paid enough for this.
Roger: Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure I said 6.
Teacher: Yeah, I'm sure. Here I'm gonna give you a study guide for the upcoming test. This should be able to get you up to speed if you work hard and pay attention.
Roger: Okay. Thank you. Iĺl make sure to complete it.
Narrator: For the next day Roger decides to make up with Lawrence and apologize for what he said.
Roger: Hey Lawrence!
Lawrence: (looks at Roger angrily) Oh, hey Roger.
Roger: Can I ask you a question?
Lawrence: Oh YOU of all people want to ask ME a question? Ha! That's hysterical.
Roger: Oh shut up Lawrence. Can you just help me out?
Lawrence: Sure. I guess. What do you need?
Roger: So, I have this friend, right, and I MAY have made him a little angry. How do you think I should make it up to him?
Lawrence: Well first you need to tell your "friend" that your sorry for making him or her angry.
Roger: I'm sorry for making you angry.
Teacher: Oh, hey Roger, how's that study guide going.
Roger: Honestly I feel like I'm doing better but, it's still really difficult.
Teacher: Would you like me to get someone to help you?
Lawrence: Oh, I know, and yes. I will help him out.
Roger: Wait a minute! HE has to help ME. Ughhhhh!!!
Teacher: Yes, and you should be grateful. He's one of my best students.
Roger: If you say so. It's not like my grade can drop any lower.
Teacher: Great! So Lawrence will be helping you everyday after school until the test comes up. Please cooperate with him.
Roger: Everyday! Until the test! UGH!!!!
Lawrence: Ok, now what do we have here?
Roger: I don't really know.
Lawrence: Ok, let's just take a look at these answer. (mumbles some of the answers)
Roger: Oh, so THAT'S what a division symbol looks like. I thought that was just a fancy minus sign. Boy am I dumb. I'll never pass this class.
Narrator: Roger and Lawrence spend the whole night studying for the upcoming test that Roger is really not prepared for. Although, after spending hours studying Roger feels kinda ready for this test.
Roger: Lawrence I don't know about this test. I feel really uneasy about it. Maybe I should've studied more.
Lawrence: Roger are you ready?
Roger: As ready as I'll ever be.
Teacher: Already done?
Roger: Yep. How'd we do?
Teacher: Be patient Roger. I haven't even checked your papers yet. I'll have them done by tomorrow.
Narrator: Both students come in the next day, both waiting in suspense to hear about their test scores.
Roger: Oh boy, I can't wait to see what I got on the test!
Lawrence: Yeah! This is awesome.
Roger:(Depress it out)
Lawrence: What's wrong Roger?
Roger: Well, I only got an 82%.
Teacher: But that's ok. You only had so much time to study, and you still did really good. Or at least better than you would've if you hadn't studied.
Roger: Thanks, I appreciate it.
Teacher: Hey, while we're up here, why don't you guys turn in your homework.
Roger: We had homework!
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