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ALICE. I hate silence. Could we put on some music?
Alice. Just sit there and stop talking,
ED DIE. How come you guys are doing something like this? I mean you seem like such nice girls ALICE. (smiles) Thank you
Flattery won't help.
EDDIE. I think some of the things they say are pretty good
JULIE. Whose asking you?
If a woman does the same work as a ma think she should get the same pay. I'm all for that.
JULIE That 's big of you .
EDDIE. Of course there are certain things that a wom can't do like a man can.
Like what? Go ahead and name one!
If you say one more word I'll put the tape back on.
He does have a point, Julie.
Alice Don't help.
Are you kidding? Rape's for people who can't get any on their own. When's the last time you guys got laid?
Hand me that tape! Give me the tape!!
I'm not gonna sit here and be insulted by a Pizza Man.
I mean if you're horny you're horny. A good **** could help.
Alice, I'm gonna hit him!!
The last time i got nooked was a week ago tuesday. Julie?
The man asked ypu a question.
Im not gping to tell him the last time i had sex
Shes bery shy about these things.
Its none of his business
ALICE. (confidentially) Julie doesn't date much. EDDIE. (knowingly) Oh!
JULIE. What does that mean?
EDDIE. Well, you know. I read about those things
I know how difficult it gets for a woman when she gets older. (JULIE stares at him.) A guy gets older and he can always pay for it. But it musı be very tough when don't wanna talk you're a woman. I can see why you about it.
JULIE. (interrupting) The last time I had sex was this afternoon. It was approximately 3:00 and it was a brief but titillating experience with the Edison Man.
I don't think I know him. Does he live in the building?
He reads our meter
Oh I thought his name was Edison. He works for the Edison company
I didn't know you were dating him
I'm not. He came to read the meter and we just did it
You made nookie nookie with the meter reader
How was it?
No, how was the nookie nookie?
It was short. Brief. He spent more time with the mater than me.
Julie, why? Why would you do something like that?
I'm tired of going to Singles bars. Of going to parties with people I don't know who are there for the same reason I am. I just wanted to do it and get it over with. It was an impulse. A humiliating impulse.
Yeah. Easy lays are the worst.
JULIE. It wasn't easy, believe me.
That's a good point. Maybe you better untie me and forget all about this
No! You're different. I don't want you to enjoy it. I want you to feel what it's like to be taken advantage of. I want you to see how it is to be used and then dumped.
Is it your period Julie?
She lost her job. Eddie: oh hey. Bummer.
You've got a big mouth, you know that?
Look, if you want I can talk to my boss. He's always looking for girls to take orders over the phone.
I'm 28 years old. I was almost a college graduate!
We can train anybody
I was voted "most likely to succeed" in high school. And you want me to take a job pushing pizzas?!
Come on. Everybody's hot stuff in high school.
What was your grade point average?
I don't remember.
Mine was 3.85. All four years
I got straight A's in shop
I got straight A's my whole junior year
Did you ever run for office?
You're looking at the president of the holy cross club
Treasurer of my sophomore class. Secretary of my junior class. Vice President of my senior class. And first woman president of the entire school!
But did you play football?
I was a cheerleader
I played football
I dated the football team! And the basketball team. Several swimmers. And a broad jumper!
Maybe a little truck stop.
A truck stop? Your dream now is a truck stop?
A guy's gotta have dreams. You gotta believe in something.
And you believe in a truck stop?
You've got to believe in something Julie.
I've spent 28 years believing. I followed the rules. Did everything I was supposed to do. I'm a good person. I'm a nice girl. And where am I? Nowhere. And what have I got? Nothing!
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