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Sign of the Beaver: The endeavor of Samsquis
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This is the final and ultimate shrine to Samsquis
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LEST SAMSQUIS FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR UGLY FACE WHILST KICKING YOU IN YOUR UGLY FACE!!!
We last left our heroes killing animals...
Specifically very stupid bears
But don't feel bad..
It was probably Smokey
HECK, it could have been Winnie the Pooh
That would explain a lot...
Winnie the Pooh had Rabbit (who had been slaughtered by Christopher Robin) thrown at him...
and was SO sad...
that he gave up.
RIP Winnie the Pooh
Attean's dog was saved...
By Matt (who would have guessed?)
They are besties...
depending on which terminology you prefer
But there was a dilemma...
Matt still had parents...
AND THEY STILL WEREN'T BACK!!!!!
So Matt was sad...
And in turn, Attean was sad...
So they traded jokes...
DEAD BUNNY JOKES APPROACHING
I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT EATEN RECENTLY
YOU WILL REGRET IT
Attean went first:
"It just took me 3 hours to bury my pet rabbit"
"Probably would have been easier if it was dead"
"While sunning himself in the Bahamas, a wealthy English businessman received a telegram from his butler, which read simply: "Bunny dead." Distraught at the loss of his beloved pet, the businessman cut short his holiday and returned home. After giving the bunny a decent burial in the garden, he remonstrated with his butler for the cold-hearted nature of the telegram.
"You should break bad news gently," he said. "If I had been telling you that your bunny had died, I would have sent a telegram saying: "The bunny's on the roof and can't get down." Then a few hours later I would have sent another telegram, saying: "The bunny's fallen off the roof and is badly hurt." Finally, a couple of hours after that, I would have sent a third telegram, saying: "The bunny had sadly passed away." That way, you would have been gradually prepared for the bad news and would have been able to deal with it better."
"I understand, sir," said the butler. "I will bear that in mind in future."
With that, the businessman booked another ticket to the Bahamas and resumed his holiday."
"Two days later, he received another telegram from his butler. It read: 'Your mother's on the roof and can't get down.'"
But then came a day...
When Attean had to leave...
He had to find his Manitee or something or other...
But you get the point...
And after he left to go off to a far away place...
Lo and Behold, Matt's dad came back
With the family...
And Matt had a long story to tell them...
And there ends the story...
I hope you have enjoyed...
But please remember one thing...
That none of this ever would have happened had it not been for...
We would like to thank everyone involved in the making of these sets...
Thanks to Caroline Stonecypher...
For being the original mastermind behind the legend that IS Samsquis
Thanks to Ben Posey and Graden Trenary...
For being the ONLY one who consistently commented on these sets. (ok caroline did too)
Thanks to Samsquis...
For being who you are!!
Thanks to those of us here at RealTrueStories associated...
As well as the Twisted Tales Translation group
As a little bonus thingy
we interviewed some of the characters involved in the story..
"That bear sure tasted good, especially with the bunny gravy"
"Let strangers into your house, especially grown men with full beards; you can always trust them"!!!
Winnie the Pooh
Samsquis declined to comment due to the fact that he was in tears...
BUT THEY WERE HAPPY TEARS!!!
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