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I wouldnt want to be nowhere else but here


Never you mind, honey, never mind you. Don't you git too peart. It's a comin' mind i tell you it's a comin'


Don't ask me nothing. Then i won't have to tell no lies


Call this a government!Why, just look at it and see what it's like. Here's the law a-standing ready to take a man's son from him


I wish Tom Sawyer was here


Say when a cow's laying down,which end of her get up first?

Judith Loftus

Shucks it ain't no use to talk to you Huck Finn. You don't seem to know anything, somehow-perfect saphead


)What's you come f'm boy?You prepared to die?-

Old Boggs

The average man's a coward

Col. Sherburn

Alright then, I'll go to hell


Misfortune has broken my one haughty spirit; I yield, i submit; tis my fate


Alas, alas, our poor brother-gone, and we never got to see him; oh, its too, too hard.


He had a rat


Good bye-I'm going to do everything just as you've told me; and if i don't ever see you again, I sha'n't ever forget you, and i'll think of you a many and a many a time, and i'll pray for you, too

Mary Jane

Quick, then, and tell us what was your idea, or i'll snake the insides o' you


I say orgies not because it is the common term but because it is the right term-


I felt so lonesome i most wished i was dead


Why didn't you roust me out


We don't know who 'twas that killed Huck Finn, I spotted you for a boy when you was threading the needle

Judith Loftus

reckon he warn't a coward. Not by a blame's sight


The averagde man don't like trouble and danger


You talk like an Englishman don't you?It's the wprst imitation i ever heard. You Peter Wilk's brother! Yor're a fraud, that's what you are!-

The doctor

Say looky here if you are Harvey wils when'd you come into town

The doctor

her loose Jim, we're alright now!


Old Miss Watson died two months ago, and she was ashamed she ever was going to sell him down the river


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