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Fuddy Meers Scene Four
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RICHARD: You know, most fathers wouldn't allow their kids to smoke marijuana in the car. I hope you understand how understanding I'm trying to be.
KENNY: (rolls his eyes) Why did you pick me up at the bus stop? I said I didn't need a ride.
RICHARD: Kenny, listen to me. Your mother is missing. You gotta help me be the search party. (KENNY exhales pot smoke) HEY! Blow that away, I'm getting a contact buzz.
KENNY: I bet if I had bionic eyes we could find her really quick. Woah.. the road is all wobbly.
RICHARD: Focus! I think she's hitchhiking to your grandmother's. (pulls book from backseat) I found her book on the road and the only thing missing from it is the photo of Gertie's house. I hope we find your mother soon. Otherwise I—I don't know what I'm gonna— May I have a hit?
RICHARD: Just a little one. To take the edge off. (sirens begin blaring) Aw geez, it's the fuzz.
HEIDI: In a hurry this morning? I clocked you going eighty-four in a fifty-five zone.
RICHARD: Is that right? Well, I'll be. Maybe that speedy-radar thingy needs new batteries.
(KENNY gets in a giggle fit for the rest of the scene)
HEIDI: Have you been smoking marijuana in this vehicle, sir? Smells like maybe someone was.
RICHARD: Well, Kenny here, I must admit was toking up a bit of the doobage, so to speak. Kenny here has glaucoma and he smokes pot for purely medicinal purposes.
HEIDI: And do you have a letter from your doctor stating as much?
RICHARD: Actually, our doctor had a terrible accident and he no longer has hands, so...
HEIDI: (cutting him off, asserting authority) I believe you're lying to me, sir.
RICHARD: No, he was fiddling inside a lawnmower in between operations and—
HEIDI: Get out of the car!
RICHARD: Okay. We're getting out, but this is all very unnecessary officer. You see my wife has a form of psychogenic amnesia, and she wandered off this morning...
HEIDI: I think I've heard just about enough of your stories, tough guy. I'm gonna radio HQ...
RICHARD: Headquarters? No! No! NO! (tackles her to the ground, grabbing her revolver)
Well, the shoe's on the other hand now, isn't it?
HEIDI: Sir, I am a police officer, which means you need to return my revolver.
KENNY: You're gonna get us thrown in jail, dumbus.
RICHARD: (pointing revolver at him) YOU KNOW WHAT, KENNY? I wish you'd stop calling me names. It hurts my feelings. Now, I have to find my wife! It's only been a couple hours and look at me. Everyone back in the car!
THIS SET IS OFTEN IN FOLDERS WITH...
Fuddy Meers Scene One
Fuddy Meers Scene Two
Fuddy Meers Scene Three
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