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Mickey Lines Act 1 Scene 1
The Odd Couple
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open the show
c'mon, baby we need a piece of the pie... 5! 1- 2- 3-4- 5 science and nature
"How many times do penguins have sex?"
do you know any penguins? .... intimately?
that shouldn't be science and nature that should be gossip
ill say they do it six times
y only six times
did do you ever see what they look like?
go the other way. we take science and nature
two minutes to go and counting down
she picked it on my turn. i pick sports
a minute 30 and counting down
dutch Schultz was a gangster
is that your answer
60 seconds and counting down
mickey, didn't i say i that when i sat down? i have to leave by twelve
im really starting to worry about Florence she's never been this late before
i told Harry I'd be home by the latest we're making an 8 o'clock plane to Florida.
who is to Florida in July?
some vacation. 6 cheap people in an empty hotel.
maybe florence a second. im really starting to get nervous.
mickey dikes... i hate this game.
did you know Florence was locked her self in the bathroom overnight in Bloomingdale's? She wrote out her entire will on half a roll of toilet paper time is almost up
All right what's the question?
You only have four seconds.
Who gets a no caffeine ultra sweet 1 cal Pepsi
One came of chemicals for Mickey the cop
So it chips a little, who wants food
what have you got
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches
What's the green
It's either very new cheese or very old meat
I'll take the brown
HIS EYES!!...They close their eyes.
That's right. How did you know that?
I went out with a guy who looked like a frog
Your turn again. Roll'em
1- 2- 3.... again sports
What did forest Smithson carry in his hand for inspiration while running the hurdles at the 1908 Olympics
If you say that one more time, I am taking you hostage I swear to God.
60 seconds and counting down.
The woman is unbelievable
How could you know about the 1908 Olympics
Before or after?
You're not still sending money to Phil, are you?
Yes she does.
... A few hundred dollars. Just until he gets his life straightened out.
I've been trying to get straightened out for two years how bent was he?
Hello? Oh my God. Phil! I was just talking about you
Somebody hide her checkbook.
He's whimpering. This is going to cost me.
Don't give in remember the Alamo.
I just paid the last two years taxes.
That's it. Hang in, girl. When this one for the Gipper.
I have a fatal flaw in my character. him. go ahead and shoot me.
If you mean it, I have my gun here.
I must be crazy. Why am I sending a shift was gambler like Phil $750.
Hand me my purse. I'll shoot her now.
Remember daddy Flanagan? Hot hot stuff
He wore a size 28 jeans and a 32 body.
You know what I mean?
Mickey! It's your husband.
I wish you were having an affair with him. Then he wouldn't bother me all the time. Hello Stanley. What's wrong? Did you make yourself dinner? What do you have? Lamb chops? That's very good, Stan.
Your husband can make lamb chops?
Your husband can make lamb chops? Boils them in water. Who? No she didn't show up tonight. What's wrong? No you're kidding how should I know? All right I will yes goodbye. ... What did I tell you?
What's the matter?
Florence is missing.
Oh my God!
I told you something was up.
What do you mean missing
She wasn't home all day today she canceled her face appointment and her pedicure she never showed up for her yoga class or spiritual advisor no one knows what she is Stan just spoke to her husband.
Tap her on the shoulder a squad car pulls up.
I don't know. I have a feeling in my bones she someplace in trouble right now.
They were such a happy couple.
14 years doesn't mean you're happy couple, it means you're a long couple.
The man wants out, that's all.
Should go into pieces. I know Florence. She's going to go and try to do something crazy.
She missed by 86 years.
Kill kill her self. You hear what I'm saying. She's going to go out and kill herself.
She went out to kill her self.
What did I tell you
No she sent a telegram.
No she sent a telegram.
A suicide telegram?
A suicide telegram? Oh I get it. She doesn't really want to kill herself. She wants sympathy.
People like her all the time. They crave attention. We got a man who calls us every Saturday from the top of the George Washington Bridge. We don't even answer it.
Wait a minute! She may be hysterical. Let's play it nice and easy. If you're calm maybe she'll be calm.
That's right. That's how they talk to those people on the ledges. gentle and smoothing like a priest.
What are we say to her?
Nothing. We say nothing. Is if we never heard of thing.
Maybe we should notify the police.
How do you think I am, for crise sakes?
All right ask ask a question.
You have to roll the dice first get your category
Who gives a crap what the category is? Just ask me a question
My mind is too logical. I can't ask a question until someone gives me a category.
Could you repeat the question, please?
I didn't ask it yet "name three actors who played Charlie Chan on the screen"
Three actors who played who
Charlie Chan Charlie Chan how many times do I have to say it Charlie Chan
Reactors who played Charlie Chan, is that it
That's it. That's the question. You got it
I mean in the same picture
Can you play in the same picture? What do they want with three Charlie Chan's in the same ******* picture for?
I had to Tarzan 's in the same picture once
Never never to Tarzan's in one picture!
One of them pretended to be Tarzan.
WAsNt to Tarzan's. It was one Tarzan and one pretending to be Tarzan.
Calm down, everyone all right
I'm sorry. I can't help it. Everyone makes me so nervous.
Because because you make everyone else nervous.
I'm sorry. Forgive me. I'll go kill myself!
You know this one "name three actress who played Tarzan in the movies"
Charlie Chan! Charlie Chan!
As long as it takes(goes to the bathroom)
r u crazy? lettin her go in there alone?
what is she going to do swallow a towel.
she could jump
it's only six inches wide
She could stick her head out and slam the window on her neck.
Don't stop me. Don't try to stop me.
Florence where your friends you can talk to us.
She was biting my neck. What did you want me to do, lick her face?
Lay her down on the sofa.
Oh God! Oh my stomach!
What's the matter with your stomach?
No. On my husband's.
You hear that? She took pills.
How many pills?
Kind kind of pills?
He hears I took a whole bottle of pills-
A whole bottle of pills? A whole bottle of pills? Quick! Call call for an ambulance!
You don't even know the kind.
The difference? She took a whole bottle.
Don't call Sydney. Promise you won't call Sydney.
Slap her face. Open the window. Give her some air. Rid her wrist. Keep her circulation going. Keep walking. Keep her blood moving.
Please let me sit down. I can't walk this much without my Nikes.
You're not sitting down till we get those pills out.
I got them out. They're out.
When did they come out?
No. It's over. He's getting a lawyer tomorrow. My cousin.
It's all right darling. Let it out. Let it out.
I talked to the security guard for an hour, he just stood there listening to everything I said. So patient.
All right let's not stand around looking at her. Let's break it up heh?
It's okay. We understand.
Do you know the the number for the suicide hotline?
I'll be the first when I call, vera.
I am sure.
Good night Florence. Try to get a good nights sleep. I guarantee you things are going to look a lot brighter in the morning. Hide all your belts and plastic bags.
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