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Sergeant Flooper: Get me Roblox support. I don't care if you're having supply chain problems, we need that Roblox ready to go for Christmas! You get on it and you get on it now! (He clicks over to another line on his phone) Is this the Lego department? I was promised four hundred thousand Batman Sea-Adventure Lego sets by noon and I don't see 'em! Christmas doesn't wait! It's a steamroller and it's going to flatten you into a pancake if you don't get your elf keister in gear! FLATTEN. YOU. INTO. A. PANCAKE. (Dipsy enter) You don't need to cry. Seriously. Just get me those Legos! (hangs up)
Dipsey: What's going on?
Sergeant Flooper: Dipsey, right? (he takes out dipseys file) YOu spent last season on the Henderson's shelf.
Dipsey: Look if this is about the incident with the cat I can explain that. I had no choice but to defend myself-
Sergeant Flooper: You've had incidents at the last three houses you've been at. Candy Cane snorting. Climbing in Christmas trees. PAinting "Merry Christmas" in egg yolk. I got a list of complaints here half as long as the naughty list.
Dipsey: I don't wanna go back to the workshop, sir.
Sergeant Flooper: At the Hendersons you set up a little umbrella in the litter box
Dipsey: I can explain that
Sergeant Flooper: The litter box is not the beach!
Dipsey: I know that now
Sergeant flooper: You understand why I cant send you back to the shelf. Your a loose cannon. An elf that doesn't play by the rules
Dipsy: I'll do better. I hate working on the line! I mean it! You work your fingers to the bone for twenty hours a day - all you eat is candy canes, they're blaring th emusic at you constantly- I can't do it, I'll crack up, I'll lose my mind!
Sargent Flooper: Relax. That's not what your here for. Can I trust you?
Sargeant Flooper: I know. Dipsy?
Dipsy: of course, you can trust me
Sargeant Flooper: Because I could use an elf like you
Dipsy: Like me?
Sargeant Flooper: A skrew-up. A loser. Someone who isn't afraid to break a few rules and make a lasso out of licorice and ride a housecat into the dirt. An elf that can get punched in the face by a toddler and punch 'em right back.
Dipsy: Again. Sorry about that. I didn't know that was a rule
Sargeant Flooper: I don't need a rule follower. I need a maniac
Dipsy: What's going on?
Sargeant Flooper: This is top secret. You do a little job for us and you won't have to go back to the shelf or the workshop. You won't even have to make shoes on that side hustle.
Dipsy: You mean... retirement?
Sargeant Flooper: All expenses paid trip to the Bahamas
Dipsy: I'm in. I won't say anything.
Sargeant Flooper: About two weeks ago we got word that a toy overseer in production went AWOL. Vanished into the glaciers without a trace. He may be insane. Word is - he's recruiting a legion of panguins to his side. They worship him like some kind of prophet. We need tou to find him - and bring him back.
Dipsy: With all honesty sir, I'm sure that's not the first toy overseer that's burned out. We work to much.
Sargeant Flooper: I didn't tell you who it is.
Dipsy: Who is it?
Sargeant Flooper: The big guy. Santa. Dipsy - your the one we need.
Dipsy: What do you need me to do?
Sargeant Flooper: Your mission is to make your way across the frozen tundra on a sleigh - reach the glacier, and bring Santa back. With extreme prejudice.
Dipsy: I'm sorry what?
Sargeant Flooper: Extreme prejudice.
Dipsy: What does that mean?
Sargeant Flooper: Nobody knows. But we say it because it sounds important. At no point in your mission are you to reveal that this is official Santa's Workshop business. No insignias. No name tags.
Dipsy: What about my pointy hat?
Sargeant Flooper: Yeah that's okay. If you're killed we will disavow any knowledge of this mission.
Sargeant Flooper: We're counting on you. Save Christmas.
Dipsy: Will do, sir.
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