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Before: Hunter-"Hey Taylor! How was math class?"
Next: Taylor-"It made my brain hurt. I sure am glad it's lunchtime."
Before: Hunter-"Hey! Look what I got last night."
After: Taylor-"OH wow! The newest issue of The Purple Avenger! Where'd you get it?"
Before: Hunter-"My dad took me to the comic book store! It's the coolest story. This mutated squid is trying to eat Pittsburg and the purple avenger has to use her X-ray death ray to vaporize the squid it sure would be cool to be a brave superhero!"
After: Taylor-"Oh! Look what 'I got for my birthday! The newest Beanie Baby! His name is Fred!"
Before: Hunter-"What is he?"
After: Taylor-"Don't be silly, he's a Gilda Monster. Isn't he the coolest thing you ever saw? My mom only had to pay $50 for him and wait outside the store all night."
Before:Hunter-"Wow"
After: Taylor-"That means I now have all 536 beanie babies. And i built a special bed for every one of them in my room and I have them all listed in my computer according to color, kind of animal and how cute they are."
Before: Hunter-"Gee you're lucky. I only have two and one of them is a cockroach."
After: Taylor-"Say, did you do the social studies homework and find out who runs the government?"
Before: Hunter-"Yup. My dad says it's the crooks and the bums."
After: Taylor-"That's not right. My mom says its the right-wing extremists!"
Before: Wendel-"You better watch your step Hunter the geek, because the next time I see you, I'm gonna stuff you in a trash can. In the bathroom!"
After: Taylor-"That Wendel is such a meanie! I don't know why she always picks on you. did she hurt you?"
Before: Hunter-"No. but that's the last time I'm going to let her push me around! The next time she tries to bug me, I'm going to show her that she can't get away with that anymore!"
After: Taylor-"But Hunter, she'll smash you like a big dead insect!"
Before: Hunter-"I don't care! At least I won't have to be afraid of her anymore. It's time for me to start being brave, just like the Purple avenger!"
After: Taylor-"Come on we v=better get lunch."
Before: Sauerkraut-"Come on! Hurry up boys and girls, the grease on top of the food is getting cold."
After: Taylor-"Good morning Mrs. Saurerkraut, what's for lunch?"
Before: Sauerkraut-"Creamed spinach, creamed corn, cream cheese, and creamed liver. Now do you want lunch or not?"
After: Taylor-"I guess so."
Before: Wendel-"I hear and obey, I hear and obey, I hear and obey"
After: Taylor-"Hunter look out, here comes Wendel! You're really not going to stand up to her, are you? Please don't, she might hurt you."
Before: Hunter-"I don't care. I'm tired of being scared of her. She's mean and its time i did something about it."
After: Taylor-"Oh Fred I'm scared!"
Before: Wendel-"I hear and obey."
After: Taylor-"Did you see that! You were so brave! And she was so scared of you!"
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