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"Squad Goals" Coach Morrison Lines Scene 4

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Hi there. While I may not be the most physically gifted of your recruits, I can assure you that I study very hard and I will know the rules. I have no social life. I have no friends. I am ready to be a basketball guru
Oh man. I already want to punch her in the face
Coach Morrison, you're not allowed to punch the players anymore
I know. Everything's going to heck
I can tell by your reaction that you are intrigued by me
No we're not. Listen up, nerdy, we already got one geek on the team. And that's what's-her-face
Are you talking about me?
Yes
Oh
(awkward pause) What are you doing? You're totally ruining my moment
Sorry. I was just a little offended
I;m offended that you're taking to me right now
hink there can be room for more than one smart person on the team-
Wrong. This is a ragtag band of inspirational misfits and losers. We got one smart kid, we got one emo kid, we got a good-looking person, we got an idiot, and we need...(point) a loose cannon
Me?
I know his methods seem crazy but when he talks, and he gets that insane gleam in his eye, it's special. You get a little weak in the knees. And elbows which is just weird, but that's my thing. I would follow you into a Burger King, Coach Morrison
Thanks
Even though I don't like Burger King and I think it's disgusting. But I would go there. With you
(grab sleeve) Totally not the time for this
So what am I doing?
You ever see MAJOR LEAGUE? There's a pitcher named Ricky Vaughn
Is he is loose cannon?
He IS a loose cannon. You can't control him, you can only hope to contain him. His left arms has been replaced by a chain saw. He drinks tiger blood and spends most of the movie tattooing himself. But when the game is on the line, and he's facing the toughest batter there is, you know what he does?
Does he strike him out?
Oh yeah. So we're gonna act a scenario right now: me and you
And me
Yeah, I guess, sure. This is called "the fight with the coach."" Ready?
In this scenario I'm the coach's girlfriend. Just so you know
(Ew) Ready?
Watkins! What the heck are you doing?
Don't tell me what to do, coach! I'm a loose cannon!
You have to dribble the ball though! It's a rule!
I don't do well with rules. I make my own rules!
You're tearing this team apart!
I don't care! I'm in this for one person and one person only: Watkins!
You're benched!
No one can bench me! I m unstoppable! I AM THE LOOSE CANNON!
Hey that was expensive
Take it out of my salary. I'm out of here
You did all you could
I know. It just hurts sometimes
Yeah. Let's make out
(sit up) No thank you
Nice work! I like what you did there, Watkins.
Watkins?
Um...she just keyed your car, hopped on a motorcycle, and gave is all the finger before riding off
Huh
Next!
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