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"Squad Goals" Coach Morrison Lines Act 5

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Hi! My name's Thompson, and I'm ready to rick this squad!
I'm not sure we need rocking, but whatever
Im transfering from out of state..MVP
Look, not to burst your bubble, but we're looking to be inspirational underdogs here
Right
you didn't need to agree with my there coach weebly
but I did. and it make you feel nice, right?
nothing makes me feel nice except puppies
I was literally the best player in the state last year
I know you think you're hot stuff
actually, I'm really humble, to get to the top
We're really not into hard work and talent around here...we're about heart
I've got that too. I volunteer most of my nights at the old folks home
Can we just move on from this one? She's not right for us
Hold on. Have you ever seen AIR BUD?
What?
It's about a golden retriever named Bud. Hence the name AIR BUD. He plays basketball
How does a golden retriever play basketball
Very well, thank you. Everyone said Bud couldn't play, but they forgot to check the rulebook
Nowhere does it say dogs can't play
Thank you. So you know what they did? The injected that dog with a milk jug full of synthetic hormones, and he developed into the greatest basketball player this world has ever seen. He destroyed the competition. He dunked. Have you seen a dog dunk before? It was glorious. And when he was done, he peed all over the court to mark his territory
They must have left that scene out of the movie
It was in the directors cut
So...what does that have to do with me?
You might be pretty good for a human, but what if this team doesn't need a human? What is this team needs a basketball playing dog? Squad! Gametime. Thompson's a dog. Two on two
Awesome
Let's do this
You know what? Fine, I'm game. Let's do this
Dog's don't talk, they just play basketball
Look at Thompson! She's going for the rim!
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