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If Superman and The Flash had a race to see who could get to the end of the universe faster who would win?
his plan for middle east peace is to airdrop total gyms across the entire reigon until there are no more complaints
his voicemail is: "hello, I am not available to answer my phone right now because I am in your house"
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