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Scene III

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Honey! I'm Home
(enter scene)
Close your eyes, close your eyes
I'm in the kitchen honey, just a second
Dinner is served!
Oh my god!
Let's just say 7-11 was very kind to us.
Larry! It's Beautiful!
First, a toast!
It looks wonderful! Thank-you so much. What should we eat first?
Our favorite!
Chocolate Milk!
To happiness.
What are we going to toast to?
Delicious
To happiness. Mmmm...Good, huh?
Why don't you sit down? (Pulls out chair) Sorry dear.
Let's eat, I'm famished
My pleasure, dear. Bon appetit!
Thank-you dear.
Of course.
Could you pass the dorritos?
My pleasure, dear. (EZ cheese)
Thank you, dear.
I'm all ears
I have some big news, dear
I think so.
Are you ready?
Really?
I'm Pregnant
Are you serious?
I got the test results from the doctor this afternoon
No Lucy, are you for real pregnant or are you play pregnant.
You're not happy?
Oh! Wonderful news! I'm so happy! I'm going to be a father! It's mine, isn't it?
Play Pregnant
That's good.
Of course it's yours.
Of course I'm happy.
You don't sound like your really happy.
It did come as a surprise.
I know it's a bit of a shock.
I don't know if a baby is what we need right now, ya know? I don't know if I'm ready to be a father. You know, and I don't know if I want to bring a child into this world in general, let alone with you. I'm not very happy that I was born and don't really feel like I'm in the position to make anyone else go through this.
But a wonderful surprise, I hope. What are you thinking about?
Fine, you know. That's your choice. I totally respect your right to choose.
You're entitled to your opinion. But I'm going to have it one way or the other.
Good. Could you pass the oreos?
Good.
Lucy?
Here.
Will you feel my head? I think I might have a fever.
Yes. What is it?
I think it might me my uterus.
You're fine.
Fine, I don't have a uterus. It's just that we don't play doctor anymore.
You don't have a uterus.
So when you play house you can't play doctor?
Now we're playing house.
That's stupid.
That's right. They are two very different games.
What? That's ridiculous.
Larry!
I stole all this food, Lucy
Can we just enjoy our dinner that you worked so hard to provide?
You know I did.
I don't know what your talking about
I'm not playing house anymore.
I really don't
Nothing
We're having such a wonderful time. We're pregnant with our first child. What's the matter?
It was fine.
I wish you'd say something. Tell me about work.
It was fine.
It wasn't too busy?
Sure. Come on in. Are you hungry?
Hello
Can we come in?
It's cold
Those are my imaginary friends.
I'm famished
Me too
Larry, what are those?
They can play house too. It's good to see you. How are you guys doing.
I thought it was going to be just you and me. We're playing house.
That's Lucy. We're playing house.
I'm hungry
I'm cold
I'm hungry and cold
Me too
Who's the skirt?
I didn't know they were coming.
...It looks like a good spread.
I suppose we have enough food. Even for uninvited guests.
We're playing house.
...Sometimes I think about water.
I think about water all the time.
It's easy.
I've never played house
Just make something up.
We usually play cowboys and Indians. I'm always the Indian.
Like a job.
Like what?
Lucy!
Oh. Ok. I'm a stuntman.
I make submarines
That's very interesting. Larry is a banker. He makes a very good salary and great benefits.
I guess so.
What? We're among friends? They can know how successful you are, can't they?
Hey guys, Take it easy.
...You're dickless.
Larry, stop them.
You're the Dicks!
Dick
Sorry, guys. You heard the old ball and chain.
...Can we stay?
No, I want you out of this house.
What?
You too, Larry.
But...
Get out.
But...
I don't want to play house with you anymore.
Our Marriage.
No butts
But what about the baby? Shouldn't we stay together for the sake of the baby.
It's annulled
I'll see you plants later.
It's not even yours.
Cuckolded
That's some cold ****
Ok. They're gone. We can keep playing.
I don't know
Me neither
I'm sorry, alright? Those plants are dicks. I shouldn't have invited them over to play house with us.
No Larry.
We can play something else. We can play cowboys and indians.
You should go too.
Cops and Robbers?
No.
Fine we don't have to play anything at all. We can just sit here. We don't even have to talk.
No.
We were happy. We weren't lonely anymore.
I don't want you here anymore, Larry.
Oh. Ok. I'll go. Goodbye Lucy.
I was here with you Larry, but I was still lonely.
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